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moaalimagalikom hadi wahad al moaalima

moaalima

galikom hadi wahad al moaalima rasemat tracteur fi sapora wa hiya tesawale talamide galate lihom ma semou hada tawahad maarafou hiya tegoule al wahad telmid jalasse lawere goule neta hadak dari tametame howa yegoule tre-tre-tre-tre-tre-tre-tre-tre wahla lihe al hadra hiya tegoule lihe ana goule like goule liya semiyetou michi direha lihe amarche iwa kife jattekoum neaamerou a souke tehalaw


Tran Ghadi

hada wa7ed lmou3alime tala3 lih demm ewa howwa ydkhoul lkissam w gall leddrari: elli ma rsamch liya "tran ghadi" nslakh mou. lli kay noud kay rsam tran kay ghoulihe hada ghadi?? zid l mouk kay salkhou kay dirou lihe khtouta za3ma rah ghadi walou houwa ynoud wa7ad lmsatiii rsam lihe ghir sakka ghalihe fine trane?? ghalihe mchaaaaaaaaaa mmmohahahahaha


7arf L9af..!!!

Gallik hada wa7ed lberhoosh, dima kaykhesser lhedra fla classe.... Wa7ed nhar, kan lmoufettish jay.. ewa lmou3ellima makhellatoush ydkhoul...llaghedlih, ja 9eddoo 9ed lmoufettish whya tke77el bl3ma.... Koulma ygoullihoum lmoufettish 3tewny kalimatoun tabtadi2ou bil 7a2 matalan, aw shi 7aja comme ca , lmo3allima kattekhle3 belbien.... Wa7ed sa3a gallihoum, 36ywny kalimatoun tabtadi2o bil9af, dak lkassoul hezz seb3ou, whouwa lmoufettish galiih yhder.. ewa lmou3ellima daret berassha sekhfat.... Jahouwa msha 3endha, galliha:" Noudi T9ew**(faire foutre) al9e7**(prostitute), rakounna ghangoulou gheer 9irdoun, mashi l9la** (testicules) ....[:23:]


lmou3lim lmekboute

hada wahed 2 moualimin fwahed lekhla mekboutine gual wahed lakhour tssewer chi mou3lima dkhoul alik 3eryana outji fou9 menek l'autre zenttete (newed le9ried) ouhoua yegoulou lakher ouaghir tsewer machi bsseh ******ahbi


jomla mofida

hadi wahd l'mo3allima galt l'talamid 3tiwni jomla mofida,wahd lkasssoul haz sab3o glliha "ahouite jilali" ohia tak3a galt lih hadchi lach kat 3arf a lhmar khorj f7alk o mat ji 7tta tjib bbak,lghad lih jab liha bbah.jarrat bbah lttisa3 o galt lih,waldak mgabel ghir tahramiyat galt lihom 3tiwni jomla mofida gal lia houite jilali,jawbha bbah "yak!! onti konti baghia jilali lli yahoui lia waldi?"


dabro 3la chi smiya mn 3andkom

We7id el bent jat m3atla lel madrasssa. El mo3alim guel leha: "melki jit m3atla?" guelitlih:
"we7ed edderri ken tabe3ni meddar ta lehne!", el mo3alim gueliha:
"Ewa, melli edderri wrak, normalement tezrbi machi tet3atli!?!!" lebneya galetlih:
"Ach gha ndir lih?! howa llitayemchi bechwya!"


matkhafich

galik hadi wa7ed l'berhoucha tate9ra f rawd al atfal wa7ed nhar sewlat l'mo3lima w galt liha 'wach l'bent li 3endha 20ans tatewled galt lihA L'mo3lima:oui ila tjewjat ghadi tewled.3awdat sewlatha w galt liha w l'bent eli 3endha 14ans tahia tatewled.galt liha l'mo3lima oui tahia tatewled. chwia l'berhouch sewlat l'mo3lima w galt liha: wach l'bent eli guedi wach tatewled?.galet liha l'mo3elima non matatewled ma walou.o howa y ne9ez wa7ed l'berhouch o howa ygoul liha yak golt lik ma tkhafich. hihihihi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lait, lit

hada wahd lmou3lim swwl wahd lkassoul galih c koi le lait? jawbo lkassoul lhlib, glih lmou3lim et le lit? jawbo lhliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiib.


Mekelakh

wahed oustade souwel derari ache nahouwa garou en fracais na9ez wahed kassoul ou galo Marquize


abdel moula

hada wahed lmraâ khaiba tzwjate bwahed rajel houma ywldou wahed lweld 3ayib f wejhou smaweh abdel moula houma yde9louhe fwahed l madrassa hadik l medrassa ki dirou koula janahe bouhdou 3la hsab â zin wahed nhar babah twehchou houwa ymchi ychoufou fhadik l madrassa houwa y9ra janahe rasse bil awjouh al jamila gal abdel moula abdel moula malkahche houwa ymchi we kra janahe 7asse bil awjouhe al 9abiha houwa ygoule abdel moula abdel moula mal9hche houwa ykra janahe rasse bil awjouhe al kariba mina l hayawanate(les animaux) houwa ygoule abdel moula abdel moula mal9ahche houwa yzid chi chwiyya houwa ylka janahe 7asse bi abdel moula ha hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lkasoul l3afrit

ghalek hada wa7d lkassoul, 3ando ghir leklam lkhayeb fi la classb wa7d nhar jay l moufettich ou hiyya tghoul lih lmou3alima ghedda ma tjich lghadd lih jabo babah ou dakhlo l9issm lmou3alima ma l9at ma dir iwa o hiyya twassih ghalet lih rah liyouma jay 3andna lmoufettich rah ma khassekch tghoul lhadra lkhayba . iwa ja l moufettich we9fou talamid kamlin ou howwa ghaless laour ghir bou7do o howwa yemchi lmoufettiche 7dah ou ghless ou hiyya terssom lihom lmou3alima 9azam ou ghalet lihom ma haada 7ta wa7ed ma 3raf ou howa kayghoul ostada ...... ou hiya tghoul lih ghou nta ghal liha 9azamon o howwa ydour fi l moufettich ou ghal lih chefti hadak rah 9azam ghir sghiwer walaynni ya khouya rah 3ando tbarkellah wa7d zoob f7al diyal le7mar


prise dialdo

kalik hada wa7d ediri m9awid frassem,dima kay rssam lmo3lima dialo 100 DH flard,odima kay 3ankicha,1 nhar 3itat lbah katlih:had lwild 3andik dassir kayrssam lia 100 DH flard o dima kay 3ankichni,kaliha:nti karssamlik ghir 100DH flard ana kayrssim lia dima tboun fprise dialdo(CSHE)


il mohimnaja

Gallik hada wa7ed lberhoosh, dima kaykhesser lhedra fla classe.... Wa7ed nhar, kan lmoufettish jay.. ewa lmou3ellima makhellatoush ydkhoul...llaghedlih, ja 9eddoo 9ed lmoufettish whya tke77el bl3ma.... Koulma ygoullihoum lmoufettish 3tewny kalimatoun tabtadi2ou bil 7a2 matalan, aw shi 7aja comme ca , lmo3allima kattekhle3 belbien.... Wa7ed sa3a gallihoum, 3tywny kalimatoun tabtadi2o bil9af, dak lkassoul hezz seb3ou, whouwa lmoufettish galiih yhder.. ewa lmou3ellima daret berassha sekhfat.... Jahouwa msha 3endha, galliha:" Noudi T9ew**(faire foutre) al9e7**(prostitute), rakounna ghangoulou gheer 9irdoun, mashi l9la** (testicules) ....


khourza

galek a sidi wahad elmo3alim gal talamid diawlo rasmo lia chi photo dial maja3a....nad wahad deri koussale howa irsam lih khourza m3acha fiha bousayha(ch7al hadi makhrate).....


cacher

galik hada wahed lmo3alime jab ltalamid dyalou cachere ou galihoum chnou hada ta wahed ma3aref chnou ou howa ygoulih wahed lkassoul(mssatele dyal kissem)hadik ra gouma dyal 80dh (+_+)hahahahaha


ndir be7sabo

hada wa7ad lkasoul taygalso lmo3alim lour taynaki lih lkhodra bach lmo3alim mnin ysali yteyeb lgamila wahad nhar ja lmofatich 3la ghafla glas fi blast lmo3alim machafch hadak lkassoul taynaki jelbana bda lmo3alim taydir dars howa lkassoul yerfa3 seb3o stad stad stad lmofatich gal lmo3alim goul lih yetkalam galih lmo3alim tkalem o howa ygoulih lkassoul stad ndir be7sab had rajel


sans titre

kalik hada wahid tilmid kassoul makay3rafche ekteb inchae ouahid ennahr katlihe lmo3alima lamakibtiche l inchaegha ntordik hoya ymchi 3ad mou 3awdliha katliha khroj lzanka ouli smi3iha ktibha mcha sm3e in3le dinemok ktibha sm3e oui madame ktibha sm3e siri oula birki ktabha sm3e ana precelé ktibha et wa lghad mcha lmedrass katlihe lmo3lima oujidti kaliha ahe yalah kra 3lina kaliha in3al dine mouk katlihe ana kaliha oui madame katlihe ghanmchi3ad modire kaliha siri oula birki katlihe ckoune nta kaliaha ana precelé


Chnou naghi tkoun fach Takbar

Galak hada wahad Moualem tissawal Talamid, Gal l' wahad: "hila kan bak docteur w mak docteura chnou baghi tkoun fach takbar" galou Tilmid: "docteur", w sawal wahad w ghalou: "Hila kan bak mouhami w mak mouhamiya chnou baghi tkoun fach takbar" galou Tilmid: "Mouhami", w sawal wahad tilmid kassoul w ghalou: "Hila kan Bak Zamel w Mak Kahba chnou baghi Tkoun fach takbar" galou: "Moualem"


ostad

hada wahid osad dayman kay adi wahid telmid fema yedkhol le classe kay9ol osad le telmed mchi chofne ana wach fe al edara telmid kay9olo wakha kayemche o kayji kay9olo ostad majbartikchi dayman hakda kola sbah wahid nhar ostad tla3lo dem 9alo mchi jeb babak telmid jab babah ostad 9al babah ch3ando had l3ayel mtarnen 9alo de 3aynek 9alo mchi chofnewach ana fe al edara l3ayel mcha o ja 9alo ostad majbartikch
ja babah dyal l3ayel 3tah wahed tarcha 9alo alehmar eda majbartihchi fe al edara chofo fe al herasa al 3ama


sour

hada wahed lweld o wahed lbente kano kayraj3o f dar, o menine t3etlo galt lih mamat la fille tu reste machi mochkil o n3esse m3a benti f lfrache belhek radi ndir likoum mkhedda westmenkom, ewa dakchi li wka3 o menine fako sbah lkaw mcha alihom lhal lmedrassa o lbab messdoud o howa y goliha aji nekzo le mure o hia tgolih sir sir makediti tnekez hta lmkhedda 3ad tnekez sour


tilmid kassoul

galik hada wahd dri stle fl9raya wahd nhar galt lih ousstada radi yji lmofatich w galt lih matklmch nta m3a hoa kaygol klam l3ib galiha safi ga lmofatich rssm lihom 9rde fssbora galihom ach hadchi hta wahd ma3arfo w hoa yhz sb3o skhfate losstada w gal lmofatiche adak zaml nowd dik lkhba rah brite ngol rir kirdon hahahaha


kasoul

9alik hada osad 9al le talamid 3tewli jomla mofeda jawahid kasol 3ala yedo o 9alo al filo faw9a a chajara


verb manger

wahd lmou3lima galt ltlamed diyawlah 3tiwni chi joumla fiha lez verb mangé ...ta wahed ma bgha yjawb ..ghir lkoussala..hz wahd dlkassoul sb3o ..howa ygouliha..papa mange maman ds la cuisine


le peintre

wahdi tilmide kayrssem mzyane...rssem ftawila 200dh jat lmou3lima bathzha o houma ythersso liha dfarha...jhlat...ou galtlih sir t9oued ou matji tatjib bak..lghed lih..jab bah..galt lih wldek tfla 3lia ou rssem lia 200dh ftawila ou thersso lia dfari..galiha hmdi lah ou chkrih..ana rah rssem lia mo 3riana flard...ou tlahit 3liha men douziam etage


internat dyal lbnat

gallik hadi linternat dyal lbnat dima lmoudira kadirlihom le3cha desert banan...w la7dat belli lbnat makayaklouch dak lbanan kaytel3ouh m3ahom lbit...wahed nhar ou hyya tgollihom lebnat lyouma dertlikoum khizzou desert..nadou lbnat wéééééé galtlihom mehkouk yal kahbat


n9in9a ou l9il9a

galike hawa wahed oustade ja ka3i l mederassa ou beda i kissouwel talamid dialo achnahouwa asegar hayawan f 3alame?
talamid ma 3erefoche kol wahed ache ti goulihe , wahed ti goulihe debana ki selak mou , lakour ti goulihe namaoussa ki ferchak mou , ou be9a ousatad ki souwel heta daz 3ela 9issem kamel be9a welihe gire 2 dial koussala ,
souwel louwel galihe achnahouwa asegar haja fl 3alame galihe N9in9a galihe achnahiya hadi galihe wahed haja katkon f zok 3awed ( cheval ) ou maderbouche souwel lakour galihe ou nta galihe L9il9a galihe achnahiya hadi galihe wahed haja katkon f zok N9in9a ou oustad reja3 l sahebo ferchak mou hehehehe wa ki jatekom zewina yak hehehehehe


jranaaaaaa

galik hada wahed l mo3alim rssam l talamid jrana f sabora , howa i goul lihom mahadihi ?? ohowa i hez wahed l kasoul sabro men looor galih l mo3alim aji hda sabora o howa i golih deri hadihi jrana ya ostad , jawbo l mo3alem la al hmar difda3aton ! rja3 l balasto dri ohowa igol l ssahbo katban ki chi jrana men l ba3d !!


sahbii

galih hada wahad ragal tayakoul la3das bazaf ou hiya tgoulih mratou 3lach katakoul la3das bazaf galiha 3ziz 3liya katlih hakoul kilotak msadiiiiiiii hahahahahahaha


l'aphibien!

a la fst de marrakech le prof demanda o eleves de la 1ere année:donner moi un exemple d'amphibien aussitot le majeur de la promo reponda:une grenouille mr...puis le prof demanda a un eleve ki ne jamais :et toi mr...site moi un otre exemple illui repondi une autre grenouille mr!


rassame

hada wahde soussi kayjme3e f lflousse hta wlaw ktare o hwa idihoume lbanka o tssnaha hta sdate o zade liha kfelle


Batterie!

Galik hada wa7ed l oustad ja o rssem f tableau l ''ka3ba al mocharaffa'' o howa issowel talamid dialou chnou hada? ta wa7ed ma hez seb3ou ila wa7ed derri galess lor o howa igol lih l oustad nta bou7dek li 3refti had chakkel tmana li bghiti o howa ittlob isslekh l 9issem kollo iwa melli salla galih l ousttad chnou hada gal lih batterie o howa i gol l oustad nodou charjiw mo!!!!!


komma

kallik hada wahd lmo3alim wra l talamid dialo sora dial kacher o kal lihom ma hadi hta wahhad ma3rafha wahad lkassol o howwa ykol lih gomma dial 1600


dibaba

gallik hadi wahed lmou3allima 9alt ltlamed achnahouwa jam3o doub wahed lmoujtahid galliha dibaba 9atlou hassan jidane o 9alt lwahed rass tarrou rekkebha f joumla moufida 9alliha: DIBABAH LHABS................hassane jidane il le merite lui aussi n'est ce pas???????????


lekhlass

galik hada wahed deri dakhel m3etttttel l kism ou hiya trouet 3lih oustada ou galet lih irje3 igless lour ou howa imchi glesse lour ou jbed wahed 100 dh kayl3eb biha ou mni chafto l oustada banet liha 100 dh ou hiya tji 3endo galet lih mnin jatek ? gal liha britiha ? gatlih ah galiha wa aray boussa 3tatou boussa brit ma chafhoum hta wahed ou mchat l buro diyalha chwiya ouwa ijbed tani 200 dh kayl3eb biha jat tani 3endo had lmera galiha te3tih ilemmes liha ou 3tatou ou khdat 200dh mouhim ou mni dek l jaras drari kherjou howa bka tani m3ettel ou bda kayl3eb b 700dh hiya t3iyet lih tani ou tfahem m3aha ou 3tatou hwaha ou khdat 700dh mouhim safi deri mcha l darhoum hiya kharja ou tlakat m3a lmoudir (directeur) f sa7a (recrée) ou howa igoul liha aji wahed deri rah sift lik m3ah 1000dh wach 3taha lik oula la ??????? hahahahahahaha


oudakhra

9allik hada wa5ed al oustade 9ale l talamide 3tiwni chi hayawane ma3endouche el 3amoude elfi9ari wahed el tilmide kallou sad sad kallou eloustade koul aweldi je tilimide kallou ba3boulatoune kallou hassan .wahed elkassoul bka kaykoul sad sad sad sad .kallou el oustade 9oul a weldi.ja 9allou tilmide el kasoul ba3boulatoune .9allou rahe 9alha sahbek.ja ttilmide 9allou:alla a ssi el oustademachi hadik hadi wehdakhoura


ssnan

hada wahad l ousstad sawal talamid, galihom mahowa lhayawan lima 3andoch snan?tawahed majawab,haz yado waha lssaol galih jada hhahaha


falssafa

galik hada wahd dri sifto bah ykra flmdina dazte2ans ja mn lmdina w bda kaygol lihom lflssafa w kay3awdha w soulou bah galih ahno hia falssafa galih wldo bgra ila wldate y3ni hoaha towr nta haz brika y3ni katkmi mcha bah 3nd sahbo w galih nta haz brika ya3ni hwak towr hahahahahaahhaa????


franssa

galik hada waha chalh mcha lafranssa 3and wald 3amo,lomhim wald 3amo taybi3 journal franssa,galih takdam m3aya,galih yah,chralih 3aram dyal journal,ogalih watba3ny o gol bhaly,waka galih waka,yalah le matin,l openion, aujourd huit,arana mohamad morah taygol hata hnaya


man3edbouche

galik hada wahed lkisem mhegeg bjehd loustad li gabou lihoum kaystiwh wahed nhar jabou lihoum wahed l2oustad kif dkhol m3a lbab lka 4 dial sfoufa sef lwel labsin lclas ohowa yswel lwel 3la smito w howa ygoul lih farid elatrach le 2 eme galih mohamed 3abdou un autre 3ab lhalim hafid... mcha lsef tani lakhom labsin les tenu souel le 1er 3la smiytou w galih zidan le 2 eme roberto carlos 3eme ronaldinio... lmohim mni wsel lsef rabe3 lka ghir malin lhaya swel lwel galih chnou smietek w galih abou baker le 2 eme omar el khattab 3 eme khalid bnou lwalid le 4 eme galih erassoul whowa ygoul lih l2ostad makhftich y3dbek sidi rbi w howa ynkez wahed min lour w howa ygoul l2ostad matkhafch matkhafech ma3adich n3edbou


sbatte

hada wahd dri mcha lmdrasa m3atl whwa ykolih lmo3alim 3lach jay htal had lwkt whwa ykolih dri baba kan kaydrb mama whwa ykolih lmo3alim wnta chghlk whwa ykolih rah kan kaydrbha bsbati


idara ma7loula

gal lik hada wa7ed lmou3alim kay9ari f wa7ed madrassa w wa7ed darri dima kaygoulih:ousstad ousstad sansla dial sarwalek ma7loula,safi ousstad tla3 lih dam w gal l dak tilmid:chouf a waldi rah radda radi yji lmoufatich ida chati sansla dial sarwali ma7loula goul liya idara ma7loula.safi hiya hadik lrad lih ja moufatich ousstad tra7 wa7ed sou2al dak tilmid haz yadiih wa gal l ousstad:ousstad ousstad idara ma7loula w lmoudiiir kaytal


Veevv

galike hada wahed oustade keteb les allefabi f seboura (a,b,c...) ou beda ki souwel derari chno hado ta wahed ma jawed gire wahed kassoul haze sebe3o galihe jaweb nta ou keteb lihe(v,w,x..) kassoul tekerba9e louwela galihe l oustade hadi raha V ou galihe (W) hadi chanhiya ou houwa ygoulihe EVevvvvvvv


asghar hachara

1 lmo3alim kale ldrari dyawlo 3tiwni asghar hachara o li kale masghare man li kale sahbo na3tihe la3sa,mabanatlao ghir f 2 koussala kale lwale:nta chnahiya asghar hachara.kalo 1:soufkhouze.kalo lmo3alim chnahowa hada,kalo:kaykoune f 9lawi labghale sghiiiware.dare lmo3alim 3ande 2 kalo:o nta.rade 3lihe:lkoufkhouze.kalo :chnahowahada?.kalo2:hachara sghiiiwra tatkoune f 9lawi soufkhouze.


mou3alik ou tilmid

9allk hada wahade lmou3allim mcha 3and wahade ttilmid galas f tabla llawla ou sawlou : daba nta bbak tbibe ou mmak tbiba, chnou bghiti tkoune fl mousta9bale?jawbou: bghite nwalli tbibe, 9allou mazyane a waldi. mcha 3and wahdakhour 9alou daba ntaya bbak ingénieur ou mmak ingénieur, chnou bghiti twalli mine takbare?9allou ingénieur. ou houwa yamchi had lkhatra 3and wahade ma ti hamlouch, 9allou daba nta bbak 3assas ou mmak 9ahba, chnou bghiti twalli mine takbare? jwabou tilmide : MOU3ALLIM :-)


riha

hada wahed jabt lih sahbti parfun cadeau o howa ygoul liha malni kanjik khanez


kretina

hada wahd lmo3alim mcha lidara ougal ltlamd dyalou maderouch sda3 oumli rja3 lka dnya mrouna oubda kaysoul tlamd koul wahd ach dar ougalih wahd ana awstad lht 3ir kritina mn srjam ougalih maderti walou nta ou wahd chwiya ja kretena ga3 mharas


7iwl

hada wa7d l9issm fih tlamd kolhom 7iwl.
mli kijiw yktbo f dftar dyalhom ki ktbo f dftar d li galess 9odamom 9alom lmo3alim li ktb f dftar dialo gha n3tilo 7alwa wa7de tilmid dar rasso mtowar howa yktb f dftar d ssa7bo o zd9atlo ktaba f dftar diyalo o lmo3alim 3talo l7alwa fblast ma ykhchiha f fomo khchaha fl fom d ssahbo ...


barhile

wahd mo3alim seale tilmid man howa alhayawan li kayfiykak fi sbah kalo tilmid jadi (ba ssdi)


kassouuuuuul

hada wahed lmo3alim rsem fssabora jrana , gal ltalamid mahada, hta wahed majaweb , ghir wahd elkassoul hez sab3ou ogal jaranaton, darbo lmo3alim galo hada defda3on alhmar, lkassoul hna rasso ogal ollah lichafha igol rhir jrana.hahaha


jadehome

galaqe a sidi hadi wahade al 3aila rasehome qasahe fehale al 7ajera wahade nehare jabe bahome wahade al masemare qebire qhechafe fi al hayete howa yabeda yedaqhale fi masemare biraso deqhole howa yawesale lihe al masemare hetale nase wallo mabetrache al masemare yefoute nase howa yerawate a3ela welado ajiwe qhachiwe me3aya al masemare wallo maberache yadeqhole lihome home jiwe yedoro leqawe jadehome na3ase a3ela al hayete


mécanicien

wahed sat kharej mn mouharabat loummiya daz mn hda WAHED Lmécanicien houwa yakra i SALAH HAYYA KOULI SSAYYARAT za3ma "Islah hayakil assayyarat"


ihtarim tohtaram

Fmouharabat Loummiya KTEBET LIHOUM Loustada "ihtarim tohtaram" bel3arbiya mamchkoulach kratha wahda ah terma teht terma


karkora

hada wahad lmo3alim rsam ltalamid dyalou karkoura fasaboura ou kalhom chnou hadi lmohim hta wahad mahdar ou howa ysawal wahad lkasoul galas fatali kalou aji lahna hdaya ou kouli chnou hadi hadak tilmid kalou karkoura ouhowa ychado ousalkho badak klou hadi raha difda3a oumacha bhalou tilmid ouglass ou howa ykoul lsahbo dinamha katban bhal chi karkora


bida n3ama

Wa7ed lmou3alim kayeftar belbid, kaytghedda belbid, oukayet3acha belbid, yawmiyan. Bqa kayfaker fchi tariqa économique. Ach dar : chra Bida dyal n3ama wlassa9 liha bazbouz !!!! envoyé par khalid elhabi


le pain et le la paine

ostada mjam3a m3a khwatatha o 3amethom 3la brad dyal atay o chfenjj,,kat3alemhom kraya ,, sawlathom ma ma3na le pain.. khetha jawbetha howa el khobze yak,,galt liha mazyan,,o ma m3na le la paine..nakzat 3ametha hada maykon ghir msamen ola baghrire a bniyti,,,,.....a wili chabakiya,,


sal3ia

hada wahd lmo3alim bsir mataychofch gal ltalamid kolchi isala3 ghda, wahd 3ziz 3lih cha3ro mabghach isala3, sbah mli jaw talamid kolchi msala3 ila howa, w9af lmo3alim hda lbab li daz tay9is lih raso omli waslat nobt dak li masala3ch ohowa ihayad sarwalo okowaz lih omli 9aso bidih galih lmo3alim malkom ntoma mlas9in tfar9o odakhlo wahd bwahd.


l3robia fe lmedrassa

hado zoj de drari 3robia bghaw yet3almo, mchaw lemedrassa wedkhel lewel gatlih ostada cheno smitek galiha mohamed gatlih ch7al f3omrek galiha 15 3am gatilih kate3raf te9ra galila ghir chwia ja howa khrej ja sa7bo sewlo galih chenno goltilha galo walo gotlha mohamed, 15 3am, ghir chwia, galih sahla hadi ja howa bda kay7efdom: mohamed, 15 3am, ghir chwia,... ghir jat nobto gatlih osstada ch7al f3omrek galiha mohamed gatlih chenno smitek galiha 15 3am gatlih katfella 3liya daba yak? galiha ghir chwia


ach bghiti tkoun a waldi

hada wahed loustad gal talamid ach bghitou tkounou mn ba3d
gal louwal:mouhami
gal tani:toubib
gal talet:mohandiss...
mcha loustad 3nd wahed lkassoul ouhoua igoulih ach bghiti tkoun a waldi
galih lkasssoul:ould al kahba
galih loustad 3lach
galih lkassoul:kan sma3 ould al kahba macha talian ou ould al kahba bna villa...


zrana

hada wahed l mo3alim ktab f sabora 1 orsam grana hdah osawalhom mahada ? okola wahaed wach kaygol , ohowa ihaz sab3o wahed khona ogalih difda3ata 3achar


triangle

galk hada wahd l9ism ,fih ghi lkossala . wahd nhare lostade rsme lihome (triangle) ou gale lwahde fihome : shnou hada ???.
ou galih dri : drhme d lhrcha


t3allam

hadou japoniyine darou uno lmaghribia f bab rawd d drari dyalhom,ja lmgharba t3ajbou kifach 3jbathom,mnnin mchaw ysam3ou ach tayguolo ldrari sghar l9awhom taywséwhom ,chofo lima9rach ach darou,3andakom tal3o mkalkhin b7alhom

mir7ad

hadou tlamad mnnintatsawalhom mou3allima,tayrf3ou sba3hom ,mnnin tatguolhom jawbou tayguolo liha nmchiw l mir7ad,jat hia gualt lihom ila kountou machine lmir7ade raf3ou 2 sbo3a,iwa ja lmoufattich,sawwalhom 1+1=? tawa7ad ma3raf,mou3allima jat mourah wrf3at 2 sbou3a,wbdaw y ghawtou sad sad sad,sawlhom ,gualoulou,mou3allima jatha l boula.

modaharat rjal

guallik rjal darou moudaharat w idrab en face l parlement,ja 1 lwzir ,gualhom ach bghitou,yak koulchi khadminkom fih ;)
rjal bdaw yghawtou ,3lach lbnate dayrin lihom always (simple w bl ajni7a)w 7na madayrinlina walou,jat dawla sawbat lihom slippat b tban,bach y7afdou 3la lbéd. ;)))

doude

galik hada wahd tilimide hafd wahd lparagrafe ta3 doude wahd nhar galihoum ostadade(prof) i9ado incha2 3la lhadi9a ohouwa iglass tayktab wahd tilimid alhadi9ato jamilate toujado biha achjar wa tourbate watoujado fi tourbate didane wadoudou naw3an ohouwa itih 3la hadik lwar9a tayktab 3la doud hta 3amarha ghdlih ohouwa isabo ostade galih fine ma galtlik ktab 3la chi incha2 tatktbliya doud ohouwa isbo ogalih 9ad incha2 3la lfawakih ohouwa iktblih alfawakiho ladidate toujade minha anans kiwi ... wadata yawmine kounte akoulou toufa7ate fawajadto biha doudate wadoudou naw3an safi loustade tl3lih dam blm39oul ohouwa isbo maziane ogalih radi n3tik moudou mataydwiche 3la doude galih dwiliya 3la l9amare ohouwa iktblik wadata yamine kounto ara al9amara biomi 3aynaya aladi sawfa ya2koulouhoma adoude wadou naw3an hhhhhhh

mouk ya oueld alkahba

galak hada ouahad tilmid kaytrigal toujours 3la son ousdtade ouahad nhar bgha aloustade ytrigale 3la dak tilmid oua b9a ygoul le talamide anta bak doctor et mouk doctora smou tkhraj 9alou tilmid doctor oua mcha 3and ouahad akhour oua 9alou anta bak bolisi oua mouk boulissia smou tkhraj 9alou boulissi oua mcha 3anda dak li kaytrigal 3lih oua 9alou anta bak zamal oua mouk qahba smou tkhraj 9alou oustad

français

hada wahd lmouaalim fle cour de francais. ka issoul fi drari. soul wahe dria "smit lmech" blfrancais?" ou dria tjaoub "le chat". ou issoul wahd dri "smit lbagra blfrancais?" ou dir ijaoub "la vache". ou lmoaalim issoul wahd lkassoul "smit lemel blfrancais?" ou lkassoul igoul lih :la satas.....

ttilmid l9afz

wa7ad lmou3allim gal ltalamid dyalou chnou hiya tou9ba ftou9ba?tawa7ad majawbou ouhouwa ygoullihoum hahiya al7mir ouhouwa yla9i ssabbaba wl2ibham dyal yaddou lisriya wdar dawara tat9ata3 m3a dawara darha bssabbaba wl2ibham dyal yadou limniya gallihoum 3awtani chna hiya tou9ba fjouj tou9bat?tawa7ad ma3raf chba3 fihoum ma3yar ougallihoum hiya hadi ouhouwa ydir dawara bsab3anou wdakhal nifou fiha .gallihoum menba3d chnou hiya tmanya tou9bat ftou9ba?wahad ddari tla3 lih eddam rfa3 soub3ou wgallih 9bal manjawbek ghadi tkhallini nkhrouj oumat9alla9ch meljawab oumathach m3aya eddad man ba3d .gallih lmou3allim wakha maykoun ghakhatrak.ddari mcha tal 7da lbab ougallih tmanya tou9bat ftou9ba hiya anniara (zemara)fkarrak ,ouhrab.

mou3alima

galik hadi wahd lmou3alima galt lwahd dari 3tini joumala fiha kalimat soukar il a dit: j'ai bus du thé lmou3alima a dt : ou elle kalimate soukar tilmide a dit: dabatte au thé . hahahah

tarikat atafkir

hadi wahed lmou3alima kat3ellem talamid 3-1=2.walou mabghawch yfehmouha whiya tgoul lwahed telmid:kayen 3 diyal tyour fouk wahed sselk,drebti wahed ch7al bkaw?galha mabka hta wahed.gatlou 3lach.galha lokhrine herbou.gatlou khatae walakin kate3jebni tari9a dyal tefkir dyalek.whowa ygolha:ssada 3endi wahed soual.gatlou wakha.galha hadou 3 dyal le3yalat machiéne f trik chadine la glace,wehda kat3edd,wehda katlehss,wehda katmess,chkoun fihoum li mjouwja?gatlou biensur li katmess.galha la ,li dayra lkhatem walakin kate3jebni tarika dyal tefkir dyalek

taklikha

galk hada wahd l9issme diale lmklkhine fl3robia gatlihom lmo3allima : ida dakhalat kana wa akhawatoha 3ala ljomla allissmia tarfa3o alawale wa tansibo attani ... ou tawahd ma9chble chi haja ou hia tlwn lihom lmobtadaa blhmr ou lkhabar bzr9 ou galt lihoum hfdouha ra ghda hai ji lmoftiche... ou mni ja lmoftich swlate lmo3lima talamide : ida dakhalat kana wa akhawatoha 3ala ljomla alismia chnou kadir liha houma yjawbouha : kathmmr llwle ou katzre9 ttani.

lbac w may dir

9allek hada wa 7ad 2 drari kanou kitghannou m3a ba3diyatoum.19al ana ida nja7t had l3am 3adi nenta7ar wlakhor rad 3lih guallih ida s9et ta ana 3adi nenta7ar. jaw les resultats nja7 wa7ed w s9at wa7ed tel3o bjouj nwa7ad l3imara wa 3ay ysotew. sauta li nja7 wmat. sauta limanja7chi w mamatch sauta la 2 fois wmamatch khrej 3andou malak lmawt w guallih 7na a wlidi makane n9eblouch drari bla bac. ha ha ha

mo3alim li walla gendarme

hada wa7ed al mou3alin tla3 lih a ta3lime fi rasso howwa ye9labha jadarmi bach yejma3 al floss
siftoh al wa7ed al 3robiya mafiha 7atta wa7ed o kherjoh al tri9 madazt 7atta voitura .wa7ed a sa3a bane lih wa7ed al camion jdid howa yewa9fo .gal al chifor ara al wra9 a chifor 3ta lih al wra9 .9elleb al camion l9ah jdid 9erta mal9a mnine yechek a chifor. chwiya howwa yegol a gendarme al chfor ghadi tkheless 200 dhr. achfor galih ..3lach? howwa al gendarm gal lih tawakkalto be a ta mabssota machi marbouta

lkasoul flmadrassa

hada wahd oustad gal ltalamid dyalou rasmou lhout flbhar ou houa ydrab fttabla bash yhazzou louhat ou wahd lkasoul rsam ri lbhar ouhoua ysawlou ssad gallou 3lash ou houa ygoullou fash drabti fttabla hrab lhout

can égipte

equip national rgaat mn coupe d afrique ila haji mli kalbo aalih lkawh mazal kaykalb f tiran aala lastik dyalo

mo3jiza wa3ra

hada wahed mo3alim fi madrassa farawoui dyal besah 3andou 40 telmide fi el9esm hwahoume kamline ila wahed wedazet senine wega elmo3alime lewahed sbittar bache ydaweze 3la rassou men ba3d l9a hadak lidawzou 3andou kane taye9ra 3andou houwa lih hwa fi el9esm mouhem khreg elmo3alime wemcha mo9ata3a 3la chi war9a waytla9a m3a wahed kane taye9ra 3andou hta houwa hwah fi el9esme khreg 3awtany elmo3alime zanka bache yesiri sbatou waytla9a m3a hadak likane taye9ra 3andou galih moul sirrage ana houwa li mahouitiniche galih elmo3alime koune houitek koune tla3ty fhal granejk waw dommage !!!

lahmar

galike hada 1 alhmare taytfaraj fsiba9 lkhayl howa au waldo chwiya au howa ygolih chafti nas li 9aryin.

jrana

galek hada wahd l2ostad rssam ltalamid dialo jrana fsboura w galihom chno hadi, tawahd ma3rfha yallah wahd kassoul galo stad stad ana, galo yallah aji w ja 3ndo tilmid, w galo yallah golhom chno hadi, galo jrana, w howa l2ostad jma3 m3ah btsrfi9a w galo hadi difda3aton, w rja3 dak lkassoul lblastou w gal lsa7bo wllahila katban mn lb3id b7al chi jrana

lmofetiche

hada wahed gal lsahbo ghlid kayrayeh lawre rah wahed lmofatiche ghadi eji 3andna rah kayhwi edrari fache ja lmofatiche mcha rayah hda dik lghlid ou howa ygol lih wache mkarer a weldi hadak nakez ou gal lih lklawi ana mzebeb machi mkarer

wadifat lbatn

hada wa7id ossad sa9sa tilmid mahiya wadifat lbatn ja tilmid jawbo albatn tamna3o sirwala mina so9ot hahahahahaha

toubisse

hada wahd lwoustade sawalle talamide 3lache toubisse mak9rache mzyane kalihoum 3lawad 3atiha 3i dourane

les carrottes

hada wahed lmou3allim sewwel wahed lkassoul 3la khizzou en franais gallih "khizzonnn"

o va tu jamal

mo3allim gal ltalamid hefdou dialogue fih 2 personnages et 2 paragraphes. wahed kaygoul "o va tu jamal" lakher dakechi 3endou (paragraphe) twill alors wahd 2 koussala jat noubthoum ou zreb wahed 3la lakher "o va tu jamal" 3tah sahbo sbe3 ou gallih hammek rah ana li o va tu jamal

al kassole

wahad dari kassol ssawlato mo3alimto galt lih 3atini jomla fiha ina gal liya ina almadrassata jamilat ogalat lihe 3atini jomla fiha 2 ina gal liha ina lilahi wa ina ilayhi raji3on galate lihe ara jomla fiha 3 ina galiha ina almo3alimata jamilato ina ina

atilmedo wa alostado

9al tilmedo lilostadi hali zarafa tatire 9ala lostad mani l7imar aldi 9alala dalika 9ala tilmede inaho almodire 9ala alostade na3am na3am a7yanane tatire hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

weld lgezzare

galekome hada lmo3allem galle litalamed dyalo 1+1=koi twahed ma3reffe jahowa ynodde 3adhomme lsaffe webda ysewlmome fach kayekhdeme bakome .mcha 3annd lewelle galo fach kayekhdeme bak galo khadarre jahowa galo kilo+kilo chhall katsawi jahowa jawbo galo 2kilo ja lostade galo tres bien .minba3de mcha 3and wahed lkassoull galo fach kayekhdeme bak galo khadare jahowa sealo galo fakhed+fakhed=chhall katsawe jahowa galo terma

lmouftiche

heda wa7ed le professeur mcha 3endo lmoftiche, et l mouftiche gale l talamide : mane 9atala ibna rochd (ki a tuer ibna rochd)galolihe talamide wlahe machi 7ena , lmouftiche commence a rigoler et il a dit ou professeur: mane 9atala ibna rochd, galihe le professeur yak machak fiya...hahaha

kasoule kafze

hada wahde lmou3alim flasle gale ltalamida dialou wahde soual s3ib bzaf ou hta wahde makde ijawbe 3lih ,arana a sidi lkasoule haze sab3ou howa goulihoum lmou3alim maymakneche as3abe souale ijawbe 3alih kasoule ,galih tfadal jawbe howa ygoulih bini ou binek zmati lia lbachar bhade soual hahahahaha

moucharib

wahd rajel 9al lwaldo rah alousstad taytchaka mnk bzaf hit ma katntabhch ldorouss ou 9alih waldo wlah ma kanchgheb howa y9oulih bah kifach makatchaghbch ou alousstad kaytchaka mnk dima hwa y9oul lih ou kifach tancharb wana dima na3ss

zlafa ou nass

galik hada wa7ad derri mcha 3and bbah gallih radrari diman kayda7kou 3liya kaysawwalni oustad kigouliya bach t3achitou kangoul lih bi el 7rira ou drari kay b9aw kida7kou 3lia bbah gallih had el marra ila sawlak goul lih djaj el m7ammar safi mchaderri el madrassa oustad kaysawwal drari ha li kayyakou el mar9a ha hadi ha hadi fach sawwal hadak derri gallih djaj el m7ammar gallih chhal kliti mn fkhad gallih zlafa ou nassssssss hahahahahahahahaha

3abde lmola

glake wahde lmra hada wahde dari smyto 3bde lmola dkhlo lmdrasa iwa ftate chi ymate o mcha ychofe waldo f lmdrasa iwa b9a ytla3 fdroje ou y9ra jnahe lmojtahidune msaboch tma iwa zade o sabe jnahe lmtawsitine msaboche tma iwa zade o sabe jnahe chbihine blhyawnate gale bayna rahe hna ou masbouche iwa yzide ytla3e wahde chwya o ysibe jnahe 3abde lmola hhhhhhhhhhhhh

o3awahdo

hada mo3lime sewle talamide deyalo mane asasa madinata morrakche ajaba mochetahid felan ben felane nade kasole kale o3wehdo owala mo3alime sewlhom mane asasa madinate fas nade mochethide kale felane ben felane nade kasole kale o3awehdo nade mo3lime kale kasoule neta hemare khaske dejibe walidike nade kasole jabe babahe kalihe mo3lime 3nedke hade lewalde kasoule mekalekhe fi khatera nade babahe kalihe o3wehdo hihihihihihihihihihihihihih

sat el mkalekh

wahed el ostad ki 9ra 3ando wahed el mkalekh galih jib bak
deri mcha jab bah el ostad galih had el weld 3andek mkalekh
galih a hna radi nssewloh o tchouf galih chkone li radi yerbah raja o la real galih raja
galih chkon li radi yerbah el muslimine o la el koufar galih deri el koufar o howa yena9ez son pre galih chefti el muslimin o el koufar fi el final

khayal ou lwa9i3

kalik hada wa7ed alostad sawal talamid dyalo kaloihom chnou howa lfark bin lkhayal ou lawa9i3 tawa7ed ma3raf howa ykoulihom lhissa jaya jibou m3akom al jawab wa7ed talmid howa ysawal bah howa ikoulih bah sir 3and mak oukouliha rah kayen wa7ed sa3oudi inzal 3lik w 3tik 100malion kalha dari lamo whia tkoulih safi khali bak 3a yekhroj ou jibo macha dari kalha la bah howa ykoulih bah sire 3and khtak ou kouliha nafss lhadra mcha dari 3and khto howa ykoulha liha hia tkoulih safi khali bak 3a yekhrouj ou jib had sa3oudi macha dari howa ykoulha labah howa ykoulih bah aji awaldi daba nachra7lik kalih alkhyal howa makayan la sa3oudi la 100malion oul wa9i3 howa 3adna lkhab awaldi fa dar hahahahaha

kassole pure

galike hada wahad kassole dawaz farde bohdo f lkissam o ja howa 2me........hahahaha

al matar

ghalik hadi wahed l bent la poitrine sdr dialha kbir wahed nhar chrat sanslamrsouma fiha avion wahd lwld kaichou fiha
hia tgoul lih tayara zwina houa ghouliha l al matar li wa3r hahahahah

lmklkh

galek hada ouahd lmklkh jra 3lih l oustade mn lmadrassa.ou hadak l ould jab bah ou bah gal l oustade 3lache jriti 3le ouldi
galih hit mklkh ou houa y jib dak l ould ou gal lih sir choufni ouache kayne f l idara ou bach rj3 dak l ould gal l oustad ga3mal9itk ou hou a y goulih bah ila mal9itihche fl idara sir chouf f toilete

moustakbale

gualek hada ouahede el oustade souel talamid dialou chbaghaoue i kounou fl moustakbal. ja 3and 1 gualih chbghiti tkoun gualih dari tbibe mcha 3and lakhour gualih ou nta jaouybou dari gualih pilote...houa imchi 3anda ouahde el kassoule gualih ou nta a ouldi houa goulih bghit nouali kamel mzaghab gualih el oustad kifach houa i goulih iwa khti naydliha chouia t zghoub taht botha m3aycha dar kamla

kari maziane

daba wahed el kedab ba9i ya9ma9 al sahbo gal lih:
1(ana darte 3ala al 3alam koulo...)
2(basah .hatkoune tat3raf el go3rafia
1(ah walahila b9ayte fiha 2jours!!!

said

hada wahd molhanout dima mli tayji wahd dri srir mlmdrassat taygol 3ndik zri3a galih mlhanout la dima mli kayrj mlmdrassa tyglih 3ndik zri3a wahd mra jab molhanout zri3a rarj 3wtani hadak dri ml mdrasa gal mo lhnout 3ndik zri3a galih molhanout ah ou galih hadak dri mouhal wa tba3 lik ou kwalbo hadak dri ..ou wad lmra ja hadak dri 3nd mlhanut glih 3ndik lbanyo galih ah ou galih hadak dri sabn fih hwayjik ou kwalbo mara kra. galik hadak molhanout ayji 3ndi mra kra aygoliya chihaja angol lih lala ou ja3ndo hadak dri
galih 3ndik lbid glih molhnout la ou galih hadk dri hya machi rajl hahahaha

3etiha l braheche tendem

kalik hada hmare wa friakh barine ydiro nwiba lfriakh hwa lhmare hwa lwale wa mali hwah wa ssala lfriakh tla3 lwahade chajra twila klaihe lhmare wana mnhwikche kalihe la kalihe lhmare 3lach kalihe t3alam t3tiha lbrahach

Boukal

hada a sidi wahd lmo3lim bgha ynhaj wahd siyassa jdida flkism dialo alors frk anaho ydir hda koun tilmid moujtahid wahd kassoul hakda ghadi yakhlak l embience flkism ok!! mnba3d a sidi ja wahd nhar bgha ychouf wach hadik siyassa li nhj kdat chi haja wla la .whwa yssawl wahd lmoujtahid galih achnahwa le pluriel dial le verbe travail jawbo hadak tilmid travaux w hwa ydour 3nd lkassoul:wnta a boukal whwa yjawbou BOKAUX !!

haza9a tanafassa irtaha

galik hadi wahd lmo3alima nhar dkhlat l9issam awal marra galte litalamid shoufou a wlidati l3zaz ana ga3ma tanhmal lbrahch lli taygoulou lklam lkhayb iwa lli gal lklam lkhaybmaghan3ardouch lma7foudat wahd lmarra nawdat salim wahd drri 3ziz 3lih lkhra o lboule o lhza9 galte lihe goulia chi 9asida fiha ritma o howa ygouliha haza9a tanafassa irtaha

ostada ou lkasoul

kalak hada wahed dari rasam resam ostada 50dh ou mni bgat thzha tksam liha defar ou hia tkoul lih jib bak
mni jab bah kalti hakay ou hakayn kaliha hamdi lah mni resam lak 50 dh ana rah rasem liya taboun fi lhayet nehar kamel nedal nkafat 3lih

l oustad l mfarwa7

hada wahd l oustad fl 9ism kay 9ari talamide dialo o howa i golihom ra llah gama kayn.(safirt llah l3ali l3adim)
l oustad: kat chofo sabora?
talamide: na3am
l oustad: kat chofo tabachir?
talamide: na3am
l oustad: kat chofoni?
talamide: na3am
l oustad: o kat chofo llah?
talamide: lla
l oustad: iwa chto gama kayn
o howa inod wahd l kasoooool.
l kasol: kat chofo rass l oustad?
talamide: na3am
l kasol: kat chofo 3inih?
talamide: na3am
l kasol: o kat chofo 3a9lo?
talamide: lla
l kasol: iwa ra ma3ndo 39al
ha..ha..ha...

lmo3alim

galik hada wahad wald papi o mami dkhal l7issa dyale tarbia islamia o babah 3ayate lih galih oui papi na9az l2ostad galih hchoma a waldi gol abi baba matgoulch papi o dari mcha 3ande babah galih dwi m3a hadak le prof ach gali lghade bah sifate m3a dari jouj shah ou dagdgo le prof fach dagoh dkhal lhissa dyalo o howa igolihom 9ala papi horayra radia allah 3anho lol chafti la3ssa madir hahahah

chilh ou lmounada

hada wahed chelh ji3ane bizaf wahed nhar chra mounada ou rchaha fi mika kahla hasslo sahbo ou houa ycoulih ra houa mcharek fiha m3a hmad sahbo khalih 3tini men nosse dialek iwa chelh ghalih nose diali houwa tehtanie

mekalakh

wahad oustade sawal drari ache nahowa garou en francais na9az wahad kasoule o galou marquize

lmo3alim

hada lmo3lim nwad waht tlmid bach i3rad lka3ida swlo lmo3alim kalo hdarlya 3la kana wa akhawatoha.hwa yjawbo tlmid kalo:layasiho takaloum 3ala lakharine fighyabihime

warda lmaskina

9alk asidi ya lala hadi wahda mouchaghiba fclass dyalha chka biha eLoustad lmoudir..elmoudir 3ayat 3liha 9alha chnou darti jawbatou 9alt lih walouu ghir rmitt warda man charjam 9alha safiii ghir hadchi jawbato oui wman ba3d wahd chwiya l9a tilmida makhboucha wmharssa wmkharb9a kamla 9alha aji nti lahna chkoun dar fik had lhala 9alat lihh wa ana hiya hadik lwarda li tarmitt man charjam ((iwa dahkou malkoum chno khasrin ))

le genie ou skayri

Ghalik hada wahed chmkar kan ghadi wahed nhar bouhdou fzenka felili ou skraaaannn,ou houwa ichouf wahed lkar3a ,hayed lbouchoun ou houwa ikhrej lih un genie galih toi tu ma liberer ghadi n3tik 3 ?ufs ou koula mara tharess wouhda goul ton v?u ou ghadi ithakak,el mouhim ghadi skayri mayel fzenka wahed sa3a t 3akel ou houwa itey bida ou therssat ou houwa igoul "klawi tahet liya "ou houwa iweli koulou klawi ou houwa iheress lbeda tania ou galeh "hiyed ga3 had lklaoui "ou houma ithaydou ga3 lklawi ou heta dialou ou houwa iheress talta ou rej3 klawih ;P (ma kda walou) .

Skiri Ki Bol 3la Hayt

galik hada wahad skiri dima ki kikhoroj mel al bar ki mchi hda wahad dar w ki bol dik dar fiha wahad lamra charfa 70 3am dima brazatha 11 PM iji bol chor chor chor wahad nhar hiya t3as 3alih ghir ja wgaf 3ad al hayt hi tji 3ado : lamra :wlidi warih liya nchofo skiri : 3alach a mimti lamra : chala yam a wlidi machato twahachtou sriki : hahowa lamra : arah liya wlidi nchadou skiri : hahowa yallah hiya tchado bdat thok fih 3ala al hait w tgol : ha li ki bol 3la al hait ha li ki bol 3la al hait . thallaw

Skayri rakeb fe tran

Hada wa7ed skayri rakeb fe tran. Rakeb be dahro lgodam. O dakh..
Mnen ja l dar t9eya o sowlo sa7bo 3alach? Galo skayri, kont rakeb fe tran o dakht. Galo sa7bo, o 3alach ma bdltich blasa m3a li kan gales gdamek. Galo skayri kont ghan dirha walakin 7ta wa7ed ma kan gales godami.

skayri f lbar

HADA WAHED SYED DKHEL ALBAR. TALEB BIRA. MLI JABHA LIH LGARCON CHADEHA O GAL M3A RASSO LI 3ANDO HAD CHI LI 3ANDI MAKHASSOUCH IDIR HAD CHI. MAN BE3D 10 MUNUTE DEMANDA BIRA KHRA , 3AWTANI MALI CHADHA GAL : LI 3ANDO HAD CHI LI 3ANDI MAKHASOUCH IDIR HAD CHI . ALMOHIM B9A KOULA 10 MINUTE TAYDIR NEFESSE AL3ALIA , HTA CHREB CHI 12 BIRA. LGARSSON B9A FIH O HOUA YASSAWLO , ACH 3ANDEKA CHRIF? GALIH...

3ANDI GHA 4 DYAL DRAHAM

9albou 3la chi smiya mn 3andkom

gal lik hada wa7ed khyna taji lbar wtaydemandé 3la 2 9ra3i w2 kissane whwa galesse ghir bou7dou , aralina lgarcone daro karo mcha sawlo :3lache nta dima tademandé 3la 2 9ra3i w2 kissane wtatb9a tchrab mnhoum b 2 ,....
galih :ra kan 3andi wa7ed sa7bi tanchrab m3ah dima sa3a mat wewssani nb9a nchrab lih ma7di ana 7ay wana tanchrab lih 7a9o. aralina dazt liyam whowa yji lbar gless mé demanda ghir 9ar3a 1 lgarcone tnwa mcha swalo jawebo sayed galih: ana 3fa 3lia lah hwa ba9i taychrab.

bou3azaa

galek hada bou3azaa ja skraan ledaar makyshof hmaar 3la jouj bda ky 9er9eb felbaab.. nad bah howa tel mn staah shaf waldo bou3azaa ky9er9eb howa gol baah wa bouaza wash nermilek sarout oula la hewa gol bou3azaa dinmok sarout 3aaaaaandeee rrrrrrmili te9baaaa

wa l7i7a

galike hada wahde skayri smitou ourrai dima kay7ay7e fi wahde darbe ou wahde sousi 3ando l7anoute fi rase darbe jahe l7sade gale aji ta ana n7aya7e ou mcha jabe rab3a dial lma7ya ou mcha chrbha ou howa y7ale ridou dialou ou howa ygole wa l7i7a ou howa tshabe 3nde balou wa 7iya7e.

fiyer(souris) o sba3(lion)

hada sba3(lion) taykeleb 3ala chi wahed li yessker(boire 1coup) m3ah bda kaydour fi ghaba (foret) ouhowa yelka m3a wahed hmar (ane) hachakom kalih sba3(lion) wach tessker m3aya kalih hmar la nta machi men mosstawa diali (té pa mon niveau) bda kaydour sba3 ohawa yelka m3a ghzala(gazel) ghliha meme chose galtlih nessker m3ak bach tghderni ot kasseni (manger) ja ouhawa yelka wahed far(souris) kalih fiyer tessker m3aya kalih ah bka 3alih sba3 hak a fiyer kass de rouj , vodka,.. wahed sa3a (ds une heure) far tbawek ouhowa yegoul li sba3 baki lemouk dgouliya fiyer nadbeh imak

tebib lemea3sse3ss

gualik a sidi hada wahed tbib dial lkhedma kasseh bezzaf makaye3ti hta wahed men le personnel chi certificat medicale hta yedawer me3ah belmeziane, lmouhim un jour wahed gual sahbou rani baghi chahada tebiya fiha une semaine gualou sahbou walah maye3tihalik gualou walah ya sidi hta nakhedeha mouhim tekhatero, lakher mecha a3nd tebib gualou rani merid darini lbasser(hemoroides) ou baghi simana nertah galou tebib teka nekalebek lekah dayer lou fe kezibtou 200dh helou khewartou ou khedaha gualou nod keteb lou fe certificat une semaine, mecha gual sahbou chefti ana kheditha gual lou kifache derti awede lou achnou dar bedabt, lakher men be3d be chi ayam mecha hta houwa a3nd tebib bache ye3tiha chahada tebia bache yeretah chewiya gual ltebib rah a si tebib darini lbasser gualou teka nkalbek teka helou tekeba bant lou 10dh (menli kant baka warka) houwa yegoulou nod hta yezerako lik ou aji.
iwa kif jatkoum

coooooca laaaaa

hada galik wahéd khéyna kane ghadi f wahéd zénka o jah lé3téch,,lmout dyal lé3téch,,chwiya howa yéssmé3 chi wahéd kaygoul coca laaaaa,,coca laaaaaaa,,howa ygoul chkoune hada li mabghach coca yé3tiha liya,,hiya hadik bka ghadi mtébé3 dak sout mnin jaye ,,wssél l dik dare li jay ménha sout ,,howa talé3 o mazal kayssmé3 coca laaa ,,tlé3 kayjéri o howa kaygoul ana bghit coca ana bghitha,,ghir dkhél m3a lbab howa yélka wahéd joje skayriya chadine wahéd sahébhom o kaygélssoh 3la lkhawi dyal coca. :-)

hado wahed sekayeriya

hado wahed 2 sekayeriya kano ghadyin ftri9 ohoma ychofo tyara fsma howa golih sa7bo chof chof tyara dyal al malik galih sa7bo ala macho tara dyal al malik hadik ko kant tyara dyal al malik ko kank al matre tab3inha mn lore. hahahahahahahahahah

taxi

gualik hada wa7ed dima tiessker berra .7ite taiessali taieji f taxi kbire.wa7ed ennhar gualtelih mratou ssker f dar.n3am a sidi ssker f dar 7ta ssker meziane.chwiya f lile sem3ate meratou chi ssda3 f l cousina ou hiya tenoud.7ite ousslate lkate rajelha taie7el ou iessed f telaja ou taieguool "témara ou tiessed ouie7el témara outiessed

atebawa9

hadou 2 shab ka yakmiw ch9oufa dakhlou cinéma o 2 khrine wakline alma3joune hatta homa dakhlou nafs cinéma kamya ghalssine fi place awala o la3jnine place morahom film bda wahad ma3jane dar rjal fou9 lkhra mlahi ma3 film bda idawaz idou 3la rajlou ohowa gole li sahbou nari b9te andi rhir rjal wahda sam3uhom lamkayfine li 9admhoum owad gal lsahbou nod nbadlou place daba issabiwha fina

shrawi

hada wahd shrawi n3ss f sahra mi nad tlaf 3la trik bka radi radi hwa ykhrg f kenya hwa ychf wahd lbido bhal diyal darhom hwa ymchi 3nd wahd hwa yswlo bidokom da(wach had lbido diyalkom)b shrwiya lkhor kalih bizzard coment ta coné mon nom

fatma

hada wahed esskayri mcha lbar ou houwa idemander wiskiya tkoune dial 1920 (9dima de qualité), serveur jablih min la cave wahda 9dima min li da9ha skayri da9ha guale lserveur hadi machi dial 1920 hadi dial 1990, tla3 lih addam serveur ou houwa mchi la cave ma banete lihe ghir la femme de ménage gualiha bouli hna, ou houwa iddiha liskayri, melli da9ha skayri 9alih wach fatma wlate khdama hna!!!!???

sekayeri o 7adi rasso

Hada sekayeri dima tayemchi l wahed bar o kay glesse m3a leghayeba fel bnate, teybe9a chrobe m3aha 7ta lwa7ed lwe9te o temchi be7alo.
wahed lmera ja 3endo mole lbar ogal lih 3lach a sa7ebi kateghetare leghayeba fel benate, ra 3enda benate zwinate chof lik chi we7da o ser m3aha, gal lih sekayeri rak mafehemtich 3lach, rani taneglesse m3a we7da ghayeba o tanebe9a nechrob 7eta teweli tebane liya zwina o tanemchi be7ali

mtaman

hadou wahd jouj sakyriya ghadyine f trik houma ylkaw wahd kharya w bdaw ka dabzou hada sman la hada la3ssal houla ybdaw kaydoukou fiha darbou fiha nass chwiya wahd rajel kan dayez houma ysawlouh khouya hada sman wla l3ssal gal lihoum hadi kharya houwa ygol wahd l sahbou gabllah wam3fatnach 3liha

skayri o poto dial do

hada wahed skayri kan jay fe tri9 ou houwa ychouf wahed skayri akhour kayedreb bidih fe wa7ed le poto dial do , ou houwa ygoulih : se3datek a jem malin dar dialek mazalin cha3lin do.

skayri 9ou9a

hada wa7ed skran 9o9a chdouh lbouliss galou lih ara la carte jbadha mkamcha makatbanch taswira dyalo galou lih iwa nta makatbanch bach 3rafnak nta hada galihoun rah man dar lkhadma .
o houma ygoulo lih wach mzawaj galihoum wayeh galo lo biman galihoum bwa7ed lmra
galou lo wach kayn chi wa7ed kaytzawaj brajl
galihoum ah
galou lo chkoun
galihoum
ZOHRA khti

sekran

galek hada 1 rajel jay ledar sekraaan,lmouhim de9 felbab ou hya thel mrato, ou serfe9ha ou galiha daba 3ad jaya fin kenti dal3a ou ced lbab hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2 skayriya

galek hadou 2 dial skayria kanou ghadyin flekhla chwiya bantelhoum 1 dar kbiiira 1 skayri gal lakhour aji ndef3ou had dar, galou lakhour yalah sir, 7eto jwakethoum ou bda taydef3ou, chwiya ja 1 kheyna srekelhoum jwaket, 1 sekran dar malkach jwaket ou houwa ygoul l sahbou, yalah nrej3ou a sahbi ra be3edna!hhhhhhhh

lboul ici

hada wa7d khayna skran daz fdou l7mr ou houwa iwkfo boulissi galou ara achrif lwataik diyalk skary dar fi7 galou chkoun nta li tgoul liya ara lwatayk diyalk lboulissi galou mskin 3la naytou ana lboulissi ou lakhor skran mziyan gal lou ila kounty nta lboul ici ana rani lkhra laba

slouguiya

galek hada wahed khayna gal lsahbou :"wa machtich 3refti rah mchit men merrakech le dakhla fe 5 min "nad le 2emme gallih "awwaaaaaah ou bach mchiti?"
le 1er:"be R4"
2emme"allay hdik"
1er:"rah kandwi m3ak a sahbi walakin nta mekellekh,daba le cadre rah dyal R4 walakin lmoteur dyal tiyara(avion)
2emme:"ahhh ou mageltch lik ana achnou tra liya melli mchit l ghaba(foret) ou dit m3aya wahed 1/2 kg del kefta"
1er :"achnou tra lik?"
2emme:" wanssit lkhoubz ou melli rja3t njibou khellit lkefta temmak ,iwa jebt lkhoubz ou jit ou ana nel9a ma3za tatakoul liya fe lkefta"
1er:wa jme3 kerrek a sahbi ou baraka men zfet.."
2emme:"tfouuuu 3la dim mouk wa m9awda 3lik ga3ma tayhssabliya mkellekh hetta lhad daraja"
1er(surpris):"3lach a sahbi"
2emme:"wa hadik rah lcadre me3za walakin lmoteur dib"
hahaha ;)

SKAYRI RAKEB FTAXI

HADA WA7ED 3ANDOU PETIT TAXI OUREJLIH KHANZIN LLI RKAB M3AH KAYENZAL DIMA HOUKKAK MABKA KAYSAWAR WALOU GALHA LSAHBOU; SAHBOU GALLIH BDA KHDAM BELLIL M3A SKAYRIA KHRAJ BELLIL HAZ 1 SKAYRI MCHA BIH MAGAL WALOU WA7ED CHWIYA SAWLOU CHHAL MEN 3AWD 3ANDAK FHAD TAXI GALLIH 7 CHEVEAUX JAWBOU SKAYRI IWA RACHIWAHED FIHOUM MAT LIK.

le genie ou skayri
Ghalik hada wahed chmkar kan ghadi wahed nhar bouhdou fzenka felili ou skraaaannn,ou houwa ichouf wahed lkar3a ,hayed lbouchoun ou houwa ikhrej lih un genie galih toi tu ma liberer ghadi n3tik 3 ?ufs ou koula mara tharess wouhda goul ton v?u ou ghadi ithakak,el mouhim ghadi skayri mayel fzenka wahed sa3a t 3akel ou houwa itey bida ou therssat ou houwa igoul "klawi tahet liya "ou houwa iweli koulou klawi ou houwa iheress lbeda tania ou galeh "hiyed ga3 had lklaoui "ou houma ithaydou ga3 lklawi ou heta dialou ou houwa iheress talta ou rej3 klawih ;P (ma kda walou) .

ma3kaza
hadou 2 ma3kaza baghaw i chedou taxi 1tigoul 2 chad taxi oualou mabghach galih 3rafti achnou ghandirou ghanhaz lik sb3ak ou nta chair lih hia hadik chair lih houa iw9f bchi 100 m houma ygoulou lih tma fin bghina nmchiw

hakkak
gallik wa7ad khayna tbawe9 mezyane o howa yssawel sa7bo. gallih 3ayniya 7amrine? gallih oui.howa y3awed yssawlo, o kayddorroni.
hahaha

mouchkila
hadi wahd l3imara . bdaw kaysm3ou fiha nas lghwat blliiil.men 3and wahed syèd tayskoune fttbka lfokanya . èwa hya hadik , tjm3ou ga3nas dl3imara bdaw taysm3ou: aaay ksssahtiiinii wa blllati 3la mmok tal ghadda ay wa bchwya. wahed loukita nas tnekraw ou 3ayto lkrwatia . jaw lboulis 7tto wednihoum 3la lbab dial ddar bdaw tahouma taysm3ou ah ah ra bzzaf a lkahba layn3el zaml bouk hgrti 3lia bllati 3la rbbk ghi bllati , safi wahed loukita hrrsou 3lih lbab , lkaw rrrajl skraaaane ou tayha 3lih pèkaltou.(hrrouni hrrouni).

coca o fanta
galek hadi wahde fanta o coca wahde nehar mechaw ye tecahewawe wahede sa3a ki chifo hineken (bera) dakhela jat fanta kalet ne coca yalah fehalna welade sok jaw

Tlaaaaaa7
Hada wahd ssat kaytkiééééf flbite dialou .. wahd sa3a wssél l jwane Numéro 25... fetkhou ou fblasst maykméh , dah l namoussia , réttah ou Houa.. tla7 mn cherjem (3énd rassou houa JJwane) :)))

l3ayba fi j3ayba
wa7ad joj skayriya skro mzyan howa igol 1li2 ch7al ta3tini nbol 3alik ma tsradch galih na3tik janka .howa in3as fi trab o bal 3alih sa7bo o howa israd o galih tfo masd9atch l3ayba fi j3ayba

Megloub
Hada wahed skayri dima kaydkhel ldar mbouwek, wahed nhare tem jay ldar skrane de9 ouhiya thel lih mratou, oum3a doukha serfe9ha ou gouwete 3liha : fine t3etelti houwa ysed lbab
(sed 3la rassou,hite sekrane shabou wash hiya li jate m3etla) wayni megloub

mole bi
hada wahad da3i dima kilrab bal bi bcha baghi ychry l bi wmalkahch rand mol hanot bka dima ki golih jib lbi jib lbi wahad lmara gal mol hanot walahta njibo mohim jab lbi wmnin ja rando dari galih wach randak lbi galih ah howa ygolih dari wa khroj 9ni lia.

2 d skayriya
9alk hado 2 skayeriya baghin idf3o dar jaw b jojhom jawhoma nzlo lhwayj flard jaw 2 skayeriya homa9 ktar mn hom hazo lhwayj o hrbo jaw homa 9alo talhwayj ba3do bzaf.

mae
9alak hada wahd rajel tla3 m3a familia deyalo netabi3a homa i l9ao chi de sekayeria wehchaiechia galsin tema jahoea kan jeso ysale o ma3andochi mae mcha 3andom o teleblom mae bach yetweda 9alolo 3andna gis hwa liba9i 9alom saja 3tawah dik kas del mae macha jwa meno chiwa o khla fih nos dahlom 9l0lo safi al haj 9alom hadak kafi ja 1 hchaiechi 9alo hak war9a de libro sale 3liha jejejejejejejeejejejejejejejejejejejejej wa dehko malkom

lol
kalak hada wa7ad skayri jbad zabo ou bda tayboul 7da wa7ad dare ,ou houwa ykoulou moul dare : < a si mehamed mal9iti fin tboul ghir 9adam dari> ou houwa y dour fih skayri ou kalou :< ou nta mal9iti fin tabni darak ghir kadam zabi anaya >

skayriya f marakech
galik hadou wahd jouj skayriya fmarakech dak nhar kanou mhachchine o skranine mzyaaaaaaane galssin m3a 00h f jam3 lfna chwiya o howa ynakaz wahd fihom galih aji a sahbi hna fsbah o la blil galih lil hada o howa ynakaz lakhor galih la wakila sbah hada bkaw mdarbine chwiya o howa ynakaz wahd fihom galih aji nswlo chi wahd o howa lighay goul lina ach kayn lmouhim kitsnaw o howa ydouz wahd khayna galou lih khouya nswlouk galihom ayeh galou lih hna fsbah wla blil o howa ygoulihom smhou liya ana machi mn had lblad...wakakakakakaaka

egyptian
galik hada wahd lmissri mhechech mcha ljam3 bgha yselli w9ef hdah fe sef wahd l3ezzi fach gal l2imame istawou galih dak lemhechech "kollina stawina illa wahid aho inhara2" 9blou 3lina alhbab lol

Ztayli Makalakh
Hadou TLata Mahgribi + Fransawi + Mirikani, Galou Lihom Ghadi Ndakhlouk L'wahed L'bit 10 ans 3andkom Koulchi a La Fin Li Dar Chi Haja Maziyana Yakhod 900 Melyar Dhs Ou et les deux autres I3dam, Dakhlou Fransawi Galihom Bghit Stilouyate ou Lawra9, Mirikani Bgha Slouka des Ordinadeurs + Materiels, Maghribi Bgha Nibrou + Hchich + Garou, Dazete 10ans, Fransawi Kteb Bazaf Diyal Laktouba, Mericani Sawab Ordinateur Wa3er, lmaghribi L9awah 3andou Bitou Koulou 3amer jwanate ou houwa ygoul lihom fina howa lou9de cha3la a sahbi. chi dhika

driss et boujm3a
galik a sidi hada driss et boujm3a rab7ou f loto dak lflouss lli rab7ou galik ghadi y5srouhoum f 1 l hotel mouhim a sidi mchaw l hotel 3taw lihom bit ra9m 6 safi galou ara ndarbouha bchi skra 3ad njiw nna3sou skrou mzzziane w rj3ou walakine f3ot ma yda5lou l lbit ra9m 6 da5lou l ra9am 9 ewa ya sidi d5lou galou m3a rashom ara nna3sou ta7t nnamousia mouhime da5lou ta7t nnamousia w hiya td5ol moulat lbit l 7a9i9iya w bdat ka t7ayad 7wayjha hia t7ayad trico w driss gal l boujm3a boujm3a wa trico 3ndha haydat srwal w driss gal l boujm3a boujm3a wa srwal 3andha haydat soutianat w driss gal l boujm3a boujm3a wa soutianat 3ndha wa7ad chouwia w hia t7ayad slip w driss gal l boujm3a boutrma wa boujm3a 3andha ha ha ha

f9ih wa skairi
hada wahed 2skairia mchaw 3and lfkih galoulih ssi lfkih ma 7okmo chi dare tkeb 3liha chrabe achno ghadine ndiro liha? galihome todammare o galolih a ssi lfkih ra dare dialk galihome toghassale

ras lhmar li tah
hadou wa7ed 2 dial skayriya dima msa7bin fin mamchaw taymchiw bjouj wa7d nhar taf9ou bach ichriw 7mar mayrkbou .lmouhim asidi chraw 7mar ou smawh hak aymanou mchaw kima lka3ida lbar oubkaw kaychrbou 7ta mabka kayban lmihoum waloo khrjou ouhazou m3ahoum 2 9ra3i ourakbou l7mar belmkloub hwiya taht lihoum 9ar3a dya chrab .wa7d fihoum sowl lakhor ach tah dar lakhor idih lkziba ta3 l7mar ou9al lsahou ras l7mar li ta7 hahahahahahaha

chmkar
galk hada wahd chmkar kan radi wkaychm fwahd mika, wahd chwia daz hdah wahd b mercedes w9f 3lih wgalou, aji lhna, galou matbi3lich lklwa dyalk n3tik 20 mlyoun, galou chmkar, sayn nfkkr......
rj3 3ndou galou matfahmch m3aya f koulchi wkhllili ri lmnkhr

van damm bla 3dam
Hada wahed al farrouge kan ghadi tay bakchach f al ghaba houwa y tih 3la wahed al kar3a dial VODKA hwa y goul "mmm zouina hadi ghadi n taka 3liha wou ndrab une bonne sieste" houwa yallah chem al bouchoune hwa y tih KO.
Ja wahed a ta3lab kan dayzz w bant lou al kar3a wou al farroujje houwa y guoul "Bikhiiir l'apéro wou kti33a ..." walakin yallah drab jaghma houwa y tih KO.
Ja wahed sbaa3 wa y ban lou décorr houwa y guoul " Kti3A , ghdiwa, kri3A , wa nhari hada!!" drab rba3 f al kar3a houwa y trdakh KO.
Touma ja al fiiil w chaff benadem mchtet wou al kar3a mazal fiha nass wou houwa y bda y dhak wou gal m3a rassou "had drari ma fidihoumch" wa y chad al kr3a wou gantah babaha koulha houwa tahouwa chad al KO.
Wahad sa3a fak al farrouge hwa y ban lou ta3lab wou sbaa3 wou al fiiil malyouhiin wou al kar3a dial VODKA khaouiya houwa y guoul:
" NARI mli tan skaarrr tan KHSARRR"!

kalakh
hada wa7ad rajal taykmi bwa7ad sabsi twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil fih chi 2metro omnin taybghi ykmi tayt3aaadab bzaf
ohowa ysowlo sa7bo : amalak asa7bi 3la had tamara sbasa mojodin ; jawbo rajal : wala 9ali tbib ba3ad 3la lkif

sakayri
galik hada wahed skayeri taywssal bidih hta lsonette dyal dar o tayteh chafou wahede rajel ohowa sonné lihe dar skayri ohowa ygole ldak rajel sonneti galihe ah ohowa y goulihe iwa yalah nharbou ya zbi

garçon sakran
hada wahad l garço sakran ou tisarbi f wahad l9ahwa .wahad nhar 3ayat lih wahad khayna bra kas dial l café mcha ou howa ijibha lih ou khachi sab3o f lkas dial l9ahwa ou howa igoul lih mal9iti fin dir sab3ak rir f laksa diro dik sa3a f karak ou howa igoul liha ra3ad kant dairo ou haiadtou hit gali tbib sab3ak dima tab9a diro f skhouniaaaa hhhhhhhhh

tkalekh
hadou jouj skayria ghadyine f zen9a ou houwa igoul wa7d lakhoure dghya ta7 lil ou houwa igoul lih sa7bou 3lach lil hada ou b9aw mdabzine lil hada lla sba7 ... ou houma isouwlou wa7d kter menhoum galou lih wach lil hada oulla sba7 gallihoum : sem7ou lia ana machi men had lblad !!!

che3la mazal majatch !!
wahd 4 dial skayria mri7inn fwahd brtouch fiha jouj biban . wahd fihoum jbed garou . 9leb 3la che3la mal9ahaccchhh !!! gal ljmou sir jiblina chi che3la . jem skran khrej mn bab o dkhoul mn bab galihoum khotti kain chi che3la galo lih rai7 ra sifttnna wahd yjibha

Bounkhla
hada wahd skayri rkik besaf d5el lwa7d lbar oubda kaytkeyef chwia d5el wa7d l9alda s7i7 ou gal "chkoun smitou hna BOUNKHLA" houa ygoul hadak d3if "ana!" houa yebrek 3lih bde9 mli mcha dak l9alda bda d3if kayd7ek mli souwlouh 3lah galihoum "d7ekt 3lih ka3ma smitni Bounkhla" hihihi

m9ar9ab
galak hada wa7ad wald lamdina la9dima m9a yat9ar9ab yat9ar9ab ta tarfa3 bal bien o mcha l wa7ad poto dial ado o bda ki do9 fih chwia daz man 7dah wa7ad khayna m9ar9ab ktar mano galih malak asa7bi msada3 lina karna sba7 hada o howa igilh ra man gbila wana kan do9 3la dar ta wa7ad ma bgha i7al 3lia o lakhor howa ihaz rasso l fo9 dial poto dial ado chaf fal bola o howa igol lih wa ha zid zid do9 ra ba9in cha3lin ado . hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sarokh
hadou 2 skayriya, cherbou meziane, bghaw ye9et3ou chanti, gal lewel lakher: chouf, ana ghadi ne9te3 had chanti f 3amayne, galou tani: aw!! malek welliti sarokh!!!!!

gnasa
hada weld wahed lmra mat ou kanou radin bih lme9bara mou msikina tatgoul msikin weldi maradi l9a labach itretta wala bach yakoul wala bach ichri bimou houma isem3ouha wahed 2 chemkara waigoul wahed lsahbou ikma radin bih l dar 3endna

brkani
daba hada wa7d brkani khcha ydou fma 9at3 jbdha mal9ahach howa ykhchi rasso y9lb 3liha

2litro..........
galik hado 2 skayreya ila mat chi wahed f chi hawma kayghsloh o kaykfnoh o kay3tewhom 2 litro dyal chrab o hiya hadik sa3a mabghach imot hata wahed wahed nhar chafo wahed charf9rib i mot o howa i golihwahed l sahbo hahiya wahd 2 litri m3kza

dh
wa7ed dderri 3andou rasou kbiiir ou m3e99dou mezyan
fou9emma daz men 7da ddrari taygouloulih
a sa7bi koun kenti malik
diiima taygoulouha lih min taydouz
taykhellihoum ou taykemmel 6ri9
wa7ed nnhar tkechkech 3lihoum mezyaaan ou houwwa yemchi 3endhoum gallihoum
hana kent malik ach ghadi yew9e3?
galou lih: bghina ghir nchoufou dderhem 9eddach ghadi ykoun

chemche o lkamar
galak hada wahed jouj skranine chafo bola bdaw kay t7armo hadik chms hadik lkamar ja wahed mblt ktar mnhom o homa ysowlouh o jawbhom ; sm7olia ana machi mn nhna ha ha ha ha

tarbiya zina
hada wahad khiyna hassal waldou li3andou 8 snin kaychrab chrab. waychadou man yaddou wdah ljarda dyal ddar waychad 2 kissan wahad dar fih lma2 wahd dar fih lwisky waychad 2 doudat mn trab wahda darha flwisky wahda flma2. hadik liflma2 b9at hiya whadik li flwisky b9at tatlouwa katlouwa hata matat. waydour rrajal fwouldou wgual lih : chkatasstantaj mn had tajriba a waldi? gual lih waldou: lli chrab lwisky ma3mr yjiwah lahnach.

lbrl
hada wahd rajl kan radi fznka o haz m3ah bibi (dindon) o hoa itlakah wahd skranne gallih:'bchhal had lbrl'o gallih dak rrajl:'hada machi brl a sahbi'o hoa igollih skranne:'mahdrtch m3ak nta hadert m3a bibi!!!'

lkwada
wahed 3ando far mrabih wahed enhare galess kaysker ou lfare tahowa kaylhass chikotrate kaytiho fe larde chwiya ou howa dik rajell bda kayhayeh be lghawte ja 3ando wahed gal lih skote ola ghadi njib lik lboliss nakez lfare gal lih sir tehwa jib heta lmache

abd lmola

hada wahad sakran balil galas taydok fwahad lapoto howa ydouz wahad sakran wgalih rir dok ra bakyin chaalin do

shibaniya

hadi galtlik wahd chibania kharja tsalli lafjar m3a ljama3a homa yatlaghaw liha chi skayriya homa ytawzoha kamlin hiya tamchi katabki 3and lafkih (al imam)dial jama3 galatlo asidi lafkih ana jaya nsalli watlagawli chi skayriya onaykouni ach ghadi ndir .ghaliha lafkih la haraja 3alayki rohi ghtasli otwadday osali .siyda machat farhana ladar dakhlat la douche obdat katgoul hak 3la hawya bla dnoub hak 3la hawya bla dnoub

lhbal

hada wahad laf9ih ghadi isali lafjar l9a wahad sakran baghi isoni 3la wahad dar,lmochkil ana lf9ih mcha sala o rja3 o l9a skran ba9i wahal m3a sonet 9al ara n3awno hada ghir sona lih ohowa y9olih skayri WA 3ALA9

restorant

galik wa7d lmajmou3a dial skayriya mchaw la7ssan restoant,wtalbo a7ssan akl, wmli klaw wchab3o,3ayto 3la sarbay,wgalo lih, wach 3andak portable,galihom eh,wgalo lih 3ayat lina 3la ahssan stafet tji thazna...hahahahaha

rajel skran m3a mrato

galek hada wahd sate jab chrab o tla3 yskar m3a mrato jabo lkaw o howa ydo9 sahbha o hiya tgol lih narri sahbi rajlha na9az man charjam

bou3azaaaa

galek hada bou3azaa ja skraan ledaar mbawa9 meziane!!kyshof le7maar 3la jouj, wssal ldar bda kay 9er9eb felbaab...
nad bah howa itel men sta7 dial dar chaf waldo bou3azaa ky9er9eb houwa igoulih:wa bouaza wash nlou7lik sarout oula la
houwa igoul bou3azaa:dinmok sarout 3aaaaaandiiii lou7lia te9baaaa dial lbab.

tasa ol3ra

galek hada wahde rajele fima kaytlakawe bih shabo kaysoulouhe a fine hade lrboure kaygoule lihome l3ra o tasa wahde nhare galou shabo radi ntb3ouhe o nchoufou ache nahiya ma3niya l3ra o tassa lkawehe ksale f lhmame (nase 3reyanine o tasa diale lma)

o hada ana

galik hada wahd sate skar f l bar m3a sahbo o howa yjibo m3ah bach ywrih daro mohim waslo l bab o howa ygol lih hada bab dari dakhlo hada bit drari hadi la cuizin hada salon hada bit n3ass hada mariyo hadi namossiya li na3ssa fog manha mrati o hada ana

dari ou bah nachtene

galih hadou wahed jouje galssine f lbar kaycharbou wahed dar 3and li hda ,galih nta fine katkone galih flmouhamadia galih hta ana fine bdabte galih fss3ada ,galih hnta ana fssa3ade chhal ra9em diale darek galih 24,hoxa ygoule lih ra9em diale dari hadak ,lakhor galih dari homa ybdaw hadi tnfa3 hadi dor ,wahed jouje b3ade 3alihom wahed dar 3ande lakhor galih hadouk jouje malhoum galih rabou3aza howa waldou fache kayssakrou lay hfaed ou safi hahahahahah

skayri

galik hada wahad rajal dima kayaskar we kayatkaya
fi wahad lbanyo wahad nhar nsa we howa yatkaya man charjam howa wgol lmarto chkon had nas li fi al banyo

alwi

hada wahd jam3 hdah bar dyal chrab wahd fi lil kayji kasd jam3 htakywsal lbab dyal jam3 ou kaygoul alwi ou ydkhol li lbar wahd nhar mat ou ghadin bih l malaika li janna htawsal lbab ou homa ykolo lih alwi ou homa ydokhlo l jahnam

skayri

daba hada wahade skayri taymchi lbar taygulass fihe 6jours wahade nhare mrattou 9alatlou imma tb9a tji fnharake wlla talla9ni gualha safi man3awadche iwa wgualha chnou nghiti njiblake bache tssamhini 9atlou lbibouch ja gualha ok! mcha khraje yjibe lbibouche houwa ydouz 98addam wahade lbnare 9ale ndkhoule mandkhoulche ftali dkhoule b9a 6jours outfakkare se ke sa femmes lui a dis oumcha tayjri yjib lbibouche mni wssal ldar da9e fdare jate thallou sa femme ja houwa fta9e lkhancha diale lbibouche ou9ale lbibouche yallah dkhoule(c a dire kayne 6jours whouwa tayssrahe lbibouche w3ade wssal)lol

la vache ki rit

galik hada wahed el fk garej men jama3 fi wast a lil.fayteen 2 drari kaloulah el fk sraab hlal wela hram kalhom halal. kaloulah ewa sroub kalhom la hram. sedou3 bkaw ey kouboleh fi foumah. msha sekraan el dar. kanet marto stena fin 3and el bab kaletlo fin gount kalha tlakeet 2 drari bkaw ej sawloni 3la dien. katlo ewa chno had el riha kalha limonade katlo la walo krali sorah el bakara kalha LA VACHE KI RIt

himar

ha dou wahed 2 skayria kidarbo fi hmar ou houwa idowar rasso galih sahbo wanari lhmar kay kaleb 3ala hajra

sousi

galik hada wahad skayri mcha l daro howa i do9 fiha hiya t hal lih bantou howa y drabha galiha ach had w wa9t howa i sad l bab wa b9a bara hahah

sakran

ha wahed roubi skran bzaf ja fi nsasse lili 3ande mratou fayi9ha man n3ass gal liha walou fi9i diri wahed 2 9sari ta3 cascsou bache nfayi9 kel jiran yaklou mratou fa9ite darete lih cascsou fayi9 jiran iwa b9a galess tay chouf fihoum tay yaklou bzaf iwa hawa yhot yadou 3la khadou wgal lihoum hadrou had chi kelou kan khaskoum wntouma na3ssin.(matadahekch...........)

skran

galik hada wahd skran khaj f lil radi ou houma ychdouh lbolice galolih tla3 la carte galihom wach meditel wla ticalat galolih wa tla3 l tlboutique howa ychdoh dgdgoh fach nzal galolih kijatk t3bia galihom wa jab lah makaynch doubl

m3war

galk hada wahed skayri dayr ndader(les lunettes), o dima kaybghi i7ok 3aynih kay7ok ndadro. wa7ed nhar yallah khrej mn lbar tla9a m3a sa7bou gal lih malek mni katbghi thok 3aynik makat7ayedch ndader?
howa ygol lih hadak skayri: onta l9ahba mok mni katbghi t7ok zokek kat7ayed sarwal.
hahahahahha

widadi

galik hada wahad lwidadi galass f frimija had derbi lakhar o howa yban lih 4eme l'arbitre haz 7min howa ymoutte dak lwidadi...(kayshab 3aloudi ghadi ydkholyal3ab)... merci on tt cas vous aves un tre beau sitte

Pourkoi le sakrane a le dinar de la priere

Hado 3 dial drari koul wahed kitrah Sou2al bka ti saoulo Hta jat Noubt wahed fihom howa igol :Pourkoi Le Skairi A toujours Le dinare De La prire Ne99az Sahbo Howa iGollih hit mli Ti con Sekrane Ou ti Dkhol ltoilette ti Sebbek jbehto 3la Lhiiit ou ti bka hat rasoou ou ti boule ....................hahahahaa

skaaayri
galik hada wa7ed khona a skaaayri dima mkebbetha howa w jmamo ghi katkhwa dar 3nd chiwa7ed kayjibo chrab w l97ab w zetla.. lmohim aralina wa7ed nhar bgha ydir 39lo ytjowj 3ref wa7ed khtna wmcha bach ykhtbha hder m3a baha w howa y3ejbo galo jitini rajel mzyan walidalika eddar 3la 7ssabi galih khona chrab ol97ab 3la 7ssabi nssaaa rasso hhh

sebaa wa meratou

galike hada sebaa ghadi messafare howa yekhafe mel al hayawanate ye hewiwe lihe meratou a jemaahoume koulhom wa kataae lihom a zoubehom darhom fi khancha wa aatahome la meratou galiha khazenihome hata neji mecha safi howa teaatale al kalbe baghi diyalou hent kayena wahad a sarfa ja al aaned darou bekka yetessana chewiya sebaa howa yeji sawelou galihe ache dak chi nta galihe baghi diyali sebaa aayate aala meratou ari dike al khancha hale al khancha maa zarba diyal al homar howa al fougani laho lihe al kalbe rakbou wa sare ghadi karrabe aanede a sarfa howa ye zantatte a zoube li aandou diyal al homar howa yetehaze mel lawere bi rajelihe bejouje howa yegoule tefou ana aatihe zoube howa rade liya krike (( li kayehouzou bi tonobile)) iwa kife jattekom aadi wa la basse

l'hmar dar lab******

hada wahd lahmar o wahd tore o wahd lfarroj tla3 lihom lmaghreb f'karhom o tafkou bach ikhwiw l'blad, tore mcha l'espagne o lfrroj mcha l'frança o l'hmar mcha l'algerie.2mois men ba3d rja3 tor,1mois men ba3d mennou raja3 lfarrouj ohoma itlakaw,gallih tore sbania m9awda kay tkarfsou 3lina hna tirane o kay 9atlouna f'la corrida allahomma l'maghrib dak chi 3lach rja3t fhali, galih l'farrouj htta franca mkawda kay yaklou dima ghir djaje khaft 3la r******i wana nrja3 fhali, dazt 5 ans 3ad tam jay l'hmar f'wahd l'mercedes dernier modele,o darb wahd l'coustard makay dorch,chafo tor o lfarrouj bdaw kay t3ajbou,sawlouh kidarti htta ossalti l'had chi ? gal lihom ossalt l'djzaer maa wakt l'intikhabat trachaht o jab allah tissir,salit 5 ans diali o hani jit fhali.

dabanate

hadou 2 dabanat barkin tia9lou oihd alkharya(hachakoum) kaltt oihda mnhoum kharya dial albareh hssene mnt dial elyoum
la deuxieme :ouili a sahbeti rahna tan naklou za3maaa!!!!

l7mar

"hada wahd da7ch blagh walla adolecent o mcha kaijari 3and mamah ,

galiha mama walit 7mar !!!
galet lih o malk konti mohandice !!!!!!!!!"

Ahhh hiyani 3ala hmar..

hadi ghazal darit hafla jayba jarra wa ka3adaa nachat. jam3at hayawanat koulhoum ila hmar matat hamalch mo hayawanat tjam3ou kolhoum wa gkalou ghazala ila makanchi hmar hna majayinch. ghazala fakrat o machat lihmar o gkalitlih hayawanat kalouliya ila makach hmar majayich. hmar gkal ghazal 3tini Hawia o nji ghazala mabbatch hmar gkaliha majayach fakrat ogatlih "hawia hanya jatik" hmar yalah khachahh wa hiya tkoull ribiii ribbiii wa houwa kouliha " koun ta3alfi rabii koun jibti Toulbaa.

l7ouli

galk hada wa7d rajl chra l7ouli dyal l3id un mois 9bl l3id wbktrt ma l7ouli wlf malin dar mnin 9rb l3id b9alih nhar mcha l7ouli 3nd moul ddar wgallih baba fo9ach ghanchriw l7ouli:-)

lfil wnmla

galk hadi wa7d nmla msa7ba m3a lfil chwya hwa yglb 3liha lfil b9at katsiftlih s7abatha walou mabghach irj3 liha hya tmchi l3ndou gatlih whad lfil lifkrchi kighandirlih:-)

2 doudat

wa7d jouj doudat mchaw l7mama w7da fihoum galt lsa7btha wili asa7bti koun majinach had simana l7mam koun dawdna:-)

lfar o 9ar3a dial rouge

kalik hada wa7d lfar kaidor flghaba,howa ilka 9r3a dial rouge,chrab menha chwiya o howa itbawe9,men ba3d ja wa7d nmere chrab menha o howa itbaw9 kaw,men ba3d ja sba3,chrab menha 7tahowa o howa iti7 kaw,s7a lfar men tbwi9a ohowa ilka sba3 howa o nmar mfarchin flard,ihowa ikole lfar:in3al dine,likantbawe9 makan39alch 3latawa7d,kanbda ghir nkhalete(CSHE)

l7mar lbogoss

galk hada wa7d l7mar wa9f 9dam lmraya m9ad l7ala w3jbou rasou hwa igoul wlahila rani 3awd m3a rasi:-)

hmarrrrrr

galek hada waha lhmarrr(hachakom)3tawh warda ichemha klaha..

lfiran

galk hada wa3d rajl dima bach tin3s ti7lm b lfiran joue le foot mn b3d mcha rajl 3nd tbib w galih 3tini chi dwa bach manbkach n7lm b lfiran w 3tahlih tbib w galih rajl walakin michi lyouma andir dwa 3lawd ce jour 3ndhoum la finale

zerbane 3la 3mro

galik hada wahd lfar seker hta sker howa ymchi lwahd l3ers...dkhal howa ylkah koulo mchach...l3roussa mcha ..ngafatt mchach chikhatt wakadalik...jbed 200 dh 3taha lchikhat galihoum ghniw lia zerbane 3la 3mro

9ared

galike hada wahed 9ared ou jen begaw i diro nuiba alor 9ared taygoul ana louwel jen ti gol ana ou ba9awe ki tayefo daro le3ode jat f 9ared alor 9ared beda ki nezel 3ela jen messeyef f image dial 9areda zewina ou menine sala 9ared jat nouba dial jen 9ared herab ou kecha sebe3o f zoko ou beda tygoul besemelahe reheman rahime hehehehe jen herab

Lahmar

Hada Lahmar kiyam w bantlih f'Ghazala w chadha w ghtassabha, mchate ghazala tatabki and sbâa w galtlih : "Tkabni Lahmar w makayan li yastarni" ,Jmâa sbâa l'hayawanate w galihom: "chkoun li yasstar ghazala (Yatzawajha)" w howa Lkard yantak w gal: "ana nasstarha !!!" w galih Sbâa: "Star ghir Karak Aâd Starha"

besmelleh rhman rahim

galik hada wahd lkerd bgha ytkaleb owa wahd jen...lkerd gal ljen.nsbek ana lowel..galih jen 3lach..galih bach tkdi fiya lgharad ou tghber yak a jen...gal lih jen yallah sbek nta lowel makayn mouchkil..lkerd 9da lghrad o howa ytlé3 lwahd chejra ou khcha sb3o fzko ..ou bda taygoul bessmllah rehman rahim bach yfghber jen

lahmar

galik asidi hada wahad lahmar dima kay3ayro al kalb kaygoulo sir alahmar.wahad anhar amcha lahmar 3and asba3 o howa igoulo :rani asidi bari anbadal asmayti hite al kalb kay3ayarni.o howa igoulo ina asmiya bari o howa igoulo lahmar houta .galo asba3 wach kata3raf at3oum?galo la o howa igoulo iwa rak ahmar heheheheheehheeh

khouaf

kalik hada ouahed farouje dima kaidouze houa djaja shaibtou ou kaibda i3aire fi ouahed sba3 ouahed nhar kane daize bouhdou houa ikoul lih sba3e daba kifache ana houa malik lghaba ou nta kat3airni houa ikoul lih lfarouje safi a sahbi ghi smah lia bezzaf ou aji ntssalhou yallah tal3ou sba3e fouk rassou ou lfaroje bante lih djaja jaia houa ikoul lih ache kaine daba nechtef 3la dinne mok

mamergatche

kalik hada ouahad lfil dima katdouze ouahed nemla kainfoukh 3liha kaifaze3ha ouahed nhar jat lkatout na3asse hia tkoul lih ach kain daba nechtef 3la dine mok

lhippi

hada wahed lhippi dayman kaydouz men wahed zan9a ou kay3ayat lih wahed lbarhouch ou kay goulou wal hippi! ou hadak lhippi k3a ou waheh lmarra kan dayz men nafss zan9a ou houa i3ayat lou lbarhouch 3awtani ou houwa iji 3andou lhippi ou gal lou: mal mok 3lach kat 3ayat 3lia? ou houwa igoulou lbarhouch daba narfa3 mok! ou houwa igoul lou lhippi yallah dirha ila smeetak rajel! ou houwa igoul lih lbarhoch: wa lhippo!

brkani

wa7d lbrkani mcha lauto école bach yt3alam ysoug lmohim sinin 2ohowa tayt3alam wtaytatrad wtay3awd.....tat3alam chwiya b3da wa7d nhar galo hadak litay3almo radi nmchiw lhad l3agba wmoraha 7doura s3iiba, fdik l7doura kayn 3la limn souk 3amr wmn liisr kayn 7 d'nas, galo wjay camion radi ydkhl fiik fin thrab limn wla liisr.galo liimn, galo nzl...mra khra limn wla liisr galo liimn..nzl bka haka tawa7d nhar galo liisr.iwa wkhda lpermi.wa7d nhar radi btaumobilto wdaz mn tma wsouk flimn w 7 nas fliisr wlcamion jay wdar liisr.fach jaw ychoufo ch7al dial lmouta lkaw 20. dakhl fdouk e7 whrab lih 1 wdaz liimn wtab3o fost souk.mkalakh

tirsi

galike hada wahed rajal 3ando hmare taijiri mezyane o hwa idkhole bih ltirsi lhmar dayman tayjri mzyane o tyirbe7e ga3 les courses lli taycharke fiha ,wahed nhare jao l3ando chi nasse dial la biologie animal br;ao ichoufo la dial lhamare dialo m3a le zbre(hmare el wahchi) il mouhime jabouhome bjouje ds le piste de course o homa idao jra lhamare dial sahbna majrache sahbna 7chem o howa imchi 3ande lhamare ou howa igoulihe 7chmtini m3a nasse o howa igoulihe lhamare ( 20 3AME HADI O ANA KHADAME M3AKE OUMA3AMREKE MACHRITI LIA KIBHAL HADAKE TENU )

HICHAM GUROUJ

9ALIK HADE YEMAH DYAL GUROUJ CHRAT AL HAWLE DYAL L3ID HEYA RADA BEH HOWA YEHRAB LIHA WEHEYA TRAWET A HICHAM A HICHAM JA AL HAWLE SMA3 SMEYA DYAL HECHAM GUROUJ HOWA YERJA3 3AND YEMAH DYAL HICHAM HOWA YEGOLIHA AHHHH HAD MAYEDHIK M3AK.

3 nta3 lafkaran

galek hadi 3 ntta3 lafkaran mchaw l haj galso 10 snine ade waslou o min waslou jabdo sallo o lkaw rashom nsaw lam3alak lmohim bkaw madabzin binathom chkoun yamchi ywali kalmouha f wahed hiya khaso 20 ans ade ywalilhom ewa mcha o bkaw yastanaw bkat 2jours l 20ans tji o ntak wahed galo mohal hadak ywalina ara naklo byadina o howa khrejalhom m taht tabla galhom 3raftkom diroha biya ya wlad lahram ala dak achi mamchit hahahaha

saba3 o hemar

sba3 o hemar taydiro nwaiba jat noba fi sba3 o howa taybos tayhwi bi khair ara fach jat nouba fi lhmar o howa ydakhal fih lekarkoba o sba3 tzayar o howa ygoul lih lahmar tadehak sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !

Ferouj w djaja

hada ferrouj skker mezyan m3a djaja fel bar, fash rej3ou ldar awel haja darha msha sekhen lme9raj ne9zat djaja gatlih : w hadak lash ? galiha : aw !! tne3ssi m3aya b hwayjek ??!!

osbou3 lfarass

2 hmir kanou ytfarjou f télé o kan badi osbou3 lfarass (la semaine du chevale li kayfer3ou lina biha rassena chaque anné) mohime bane wahed l3awed kayn9z f les obstacles o nass katsaf9 o kaychej3ouh o f la fin 3l9ou lou lmidaliyate o ljawa2iz o wahed lhmar 9al lakhour: CHOUF YA DINE MOUK HNA LI MAKAMMALNACH 9RAYTNA...............vraiment dure dure d'etre hmar

mkalak

galik hada wahed kayna dima tay 3ayto 3lih nass walmkalak,wahed nhar saffi tla3 lih dam,oubra yantahar mcha lwahed l3imar 3aliya,howa ychofo wahed kayena howa yssawlo malak assahbi biti tantahar,galih ga3 nass tay golo liya mkalak,galih sahbo la la la ana rady nssawlak ouradi tjawab bzarba,
galih hadi djaja tatbid wahed lhaja bida chno hiya?
walo kona flah mkalak nit
galih machy mochkil,hiya lbida yassahbi,machi mochkil ssawlo 3awad
hadi wahed djaja tatbid 2 hajat boyed chno homa?
walo makalak nit
galih machi mochkil
homa 2 bidat assahbi
galih hada howa howa lakar,hada wahed lhayawan taygol myawooo chno howa
galih kona flah (3)tlata dlbidat o howa yddaf3o ssahbo galih hssan lik tmot

chef bgha i sslet

galik hada wahd siyed halkouh doudes o mcha 3nd tbib. 3tah wahd dwa galih charbou 15 joursdaba y ktalhoum kolhom, o chef dyal doud kan msift wahd douda kat sant 3lihom o mli galtlih kadiya dyal dwa, 3tahom ordre bach okt (heure du medicament) itkhabaw ora lma3da o mli douz dwa ihlkouh meziane.
dazte 15 jours o rja3 3nd tbib o galih dak dwa rah walou wach zad 3liya lhal, how igol lih tbib chouf khod had dwa ohdakhor rah ghadi farga3houm fima kanou mkhabyine.
o dakh bargag gal chef achnou kayne howa nit chef 3ayet 3la la secretaire f telephone o galiha choufi kt3i liya wal billet f awel kharya.

brakna

hadou brakna &oujada mchaw lassaidia kassmo labhar balkourda onad waha lbarkani balil kay3amar lma man jiha dyal oujada okayakhwi fjihthom

laqfouzia

hada wahe lqard ou wahed jjenn bghaou idouzou lba3diathoum. jjenn bgha yebda houa louwal. lqard gallou lla: hit kheftek tethanni ou teghber 3lia. bda lqard houa llouwal. ghir kemmel outla3 lwahed chajra ou bda kay goul: bismillah rahman rahim, bismillah rahman rahim, ...

souk

hadi wahed la3roubia m'chat lssouk. rabtate h'maretha ou mchat techri lkhoudra. melli raj3at, lqat wahed lahmar tale3 foug menha. bqat katssenna hta kemmlou. rekbat 3la hmaretha ou naghzaha ou galet: array rray, n'ti lli tqaddayti, amma ana, rani chemmit ghir lghabra!

lacost ou kard

hada wahad timsah ou kard, timsah mcha jab chrab man açima; jai fatrik ou tayskar hta wsal lrab, timsah hat l9ar3a ou mcha bach ychrab hawad liha lkard ou chrab kolchi ou tla3 fog chajra ,ja timsah chaf l9ar3a khwat ; timsah gal kard machaftich chkon li karab l9ar3a,galih lkard ila maskatich radi nhawad lbobris ta3bok.

démographie

a sidi Gallik hadi 1 Lghaba (forêt) w9a3 fiha na9ss f sokkane (la poppulation)(les animeaux bien sur) aralna le roi sbe3(le lion) invitahom l jtima3(reiunion) urgent daro l modawalate w ftali hkam le lion bach le Mâle(dkar) li l9a chi femelle(netwa) 7dah ya3tihliha !(ya7wiha) aralna bdaw lklab kay7wiw les gazelles w nmoura kay7wiw zarafate etc... chwya ja l9ard(le singe) kayjarri 3and sbe3 w gallih : "wa sid lmalik wa sid lmalik RAH L7MAR DAYER PROTEX !" w fach mchaw 3and l7mar l9AWEH HACHIH F LEF3A !!! :D

7efla dial 7ayawanate

hada sbe3 dar 7efla , ou gal l7ayawanat ghir netfi do li lga chi wehda 7dah ye7wiha , iwa bdat le7waya.. mnin salaw . koulchi 3ajbou 7alou , ila el 9erd , souwlouh: malek tale3lik dem ? galihoum : tfou , te7t fe wa7ed zarafa kanbous lfou9 3ad nerje3 ne7wi lte7t..

sbe3 ou lehmar kayet9albou

hada sbe3 ched le7mar ou galih 7wini ou ne7wik,galih wakha, el mouhim bda sbe3 houwa 1 , kay7wih wi ygoulih dour ara chi boussa, ara bouche a bouche ..heta sala..
ja dor dial le7mar ou houwa yederbou fe sbe3 ou galih dor ara chi boussa, galih sbe3 loukan 9edit ndour loukan tebet fe din mok a weld el 9ehba ...

li m3ando zhar ma3ando zhar

galik hada wahad 2 9rouda wahad 3ando zhar ola5or ma3ando zhar dayman finma taymchyw lwahad lhadi9a dyal lbanane tayji hadak moul lhadi9a o tayza3za3 bihom chajra mataytih ghir li ma3ando zhar wahad nhar l9ard li 3ando zhar gal lssahbo ghir yalah had lmara wmat5afch ra mol lhadi9a mssafr wayla ja ga3 ghir yza3za3 chajra had lmara ntyh ana had lmara galih li ma3ando zhar safi mchina ghir tal3o lchajra hwa yji mol hadik lhadi9a hwa yhassalhom hwa yza3za3 chajra howa ytih hadak li 3ando zhar kifma wa3ad sahbo li ma3ando zhar hwa ygol mol lhadi9a li 3ando zhar galih ghir sire dayman nta tatih 5alini nchad hadak li dayman tala3 lya lfou9 hahahahhahaha

20 dh fessa

galak hada wahad arajal amcha bach yachre el houle lenhar el 3id al mouhem achra dak al houle walaken khasou achkoun ewasloulo le dar , amcha 3and wahad moul fourgon o galou ach hal bach atwasale had al houle le dar galou 50 dh o galou moul al houle 3ande ghe 20 dh . mabghach moul el fourgon ou chaf fih dak al houle ou galou hazleya dik 20 dh fessa ou yalah namchew a3la rajlena ..... ewa dahkou

9ard manhous

9allak hadou jouje 9roude shabe, wahade fihoum manhous bzzzzaaaaaaafe, koulla nhare ti mchiw l wahade l villa fiha chajra dial l banane, ou dima ti ji moul ddar ou ti hassalhoum, ti bda yza3za3 chajra bach ytihou, ma taytih ghi hadak l9arde lmanhous, iwa ti bda 3lih bl maghta htta ti tibou dlou3ou, wa koulla nhare bhale hakda, wahade nhar hadak lli ma manhousch 9al lmanhous ila ja ana radi na99az f 3oute mannak had lmarra, (hit 3azz 3lih) dak chi lli kan, ja moul ddar , yallah za3za3 chajra ou hadak lli ma manhousch na99az, htta chaddou bhale hakda, chaf fih ou 9allou : nta dima ta takoulha, radi ntal9ak had lmarra, ana baghi hadak walde l9ahba lli dima ti hrabli :-)

hmar ou sba3

9allak hada lhmar ou sba3 bghaw ydirou nwiba, aranna sba3 houwa li bda llawale, b9a 3la lahmar chri tarbah ou lhmar ma msawa9louch khaddam ti 9asi f chouk, wahade sa3a jate nouba dial lahmar, yallah hchah f sba3 ou 9allou : dar 3andi a zzine ndrablak chi bousa, ja sba3 jawbou : koun 9addite ndour a walde l9ahba koune klitak

zmagri

had 1 kan tay9ra fel kharij o t3elem idwi m3a elhayawanat o mnin ja eldouar bda tahder m3a elkhrofa o mnin kemel gal elbah yak had elkhrofa oueldat o galih bah iyeh a weldi o chwiya mcha dwa m3a djaja elmohim dwa m3a kolchi elhayawanat b9at lih hir emhmara yalah bay edwi m3ah hbso bah o galih hadik bla matdwi m3aha rah menhar mat mek o hya tatdkhel o tkhrej f lhedra

kachkole

gallik hada wa7d khayna chari wa7d l3atrouss sghiwar ou k7all dayrou 3la 3angou chafou jarou gallih bssa7a kachkole

lfrouj

9alik 7ada wa7d lfrouj kan kayskr ... oumli skr mziane tah... 7ouwa yji wa7d atta3lb ouhouwa w9oul wafrouj ou kar3 dial lbirra iwa nbday blbirra 7iya louwla .. ouchrb 7ta skhf ou ta7... houwa yji wa7d sba3 ... 7ouwa ygoul frouj ou tr3lb ou kar3a dial lbira iwa nbdaw blbira ... ou chrb 7ta skr ou7ouwa yskhf ... oufak lfrouj ou gal ana mli kan skr kan tiyh bnadem

hmare ti hdare

9allak hada wahade sayyade rakab f wahade l karrousa jarrha hmare ou mrakkab lkalb dialou mourah, wa ttri9 kamla ou houwa ti 3ti la3sa lhmare, far3ou f dahrou, wahade chwia ou lahmare dar 3andou ou 9allou : wa tta hawale 3lina a ssimohamed, warak fra3tili dahri, yak dayare lli f jahdi ach khassak ktare. hadak ssiyade ma fham walou, b9ouate lkhal3a khalla koulchi ou mcha harabe ou kalbou tab3ou, chi 6 km dial sbag, yallah w9af yartah hit khratlou, ou lkalb ychouf fih ou y9ollou : wa khal3a drablna hadak walde lahmara :-)

hawli mride

hada wahade sayyade zayratou mratou fl 3ide lkbir bach yjiblha chi hawli ykoune kbire, ou ssayade mskine ma fhalouch, 3andou 500 dh f jjibe, hia hadik mcha l ssou9 ti 9allab, ma ti l9a ghi 2000dh l fou9, wahade sa3a ou houwa banlih wahade kbire sawale moulah 9allou ti dire 500dh, hadak ma fhamch, 9allou 3lach za3MA? 9allou a waddi rah fih sida :_) , hia hadik chrah ou ddah lmratou, mine chaftou farhate , ghi 3arfate tamanou ou hia tabhade, 9altlou yakma fih chi haja, 9allha fih sida, 9altou ya maskhoute lwalidine wach baghi ta9talna, ja houwa 9allha : sakti ya lmkallkha ma tat3arfi walou , wach hna radi naklou walla radi nahwiwah :-)

l7mar w ddriat

hadou wa7ed 3 l3yalat ta7ou en panne fwa7ed l3roubia khalya lwla 3andha 20 3am, tanya 3andha 40 wtalya 3andha 60 3am.lmouhim dwezou cho yamat tma whouma ytkebtou meziane. wa7ed nhar banlihoum wa7ed l7mar m9ayem whouma ybalhoum fir. moulat l 20 3am 9altlhoum 3ebrou chber w diro 3e9da fzebbo, tanya 9altlhoum 3ebrou 2 d chboura , moulat 60 3am daret fihoum w chada frasha w 9altlihoun : ammemti ana ghir 7ezmouli rassi :))

lfaroouj

galik hada wahed jouj frarej darou m3a jouj djajat iwa lghadlih ja ghir farouj wahed sahbou lla iwa bka kay faker achnou ghadi idir hit khassou chkoun lli 3awnou houwa dar lka wahed lfallouss 3ad jhraj men lbida ohouwwa ygoul lih:heee nta bghiti thwi
gel lih lfallouss:nhwi kifach
gallou eh walla la
gallou lfallouss;yallah
houma waslou lrass jbel fin kenou dayrin m3a djajat o bka lfalouss kay mchi wi ji wi tall wi goul wlad lkhab baki majaw wi mchi wi ji wi 3awed itaalll wi goul wlad lkhab baki majaw o kol marra lfalousss kay dir bhalou wahed loukita gal lfarouj lfallouss yallah bhalna hadou wakila majayinch o howa ygoul lih lfallouss bellati nzid wahed lhwya o howwa ygoul wled lkheb baki majawch wled lkheb baki majawech

sba3 ou l9rd

hada wahd nhar gal sba3 l9rd 3tini nhouik galih l9rd ana louwel galih wakha oubda l9rd kayhouih hta chebe3 ouhouwa ihreb tb3ou hta 3ia ou dak l9rd lbess coustume ou ndadre ou kay kra journal ou houa iji 3ndou sbe3 galih 3afak fine a houa wa galih ah dak li houak galih qui fache 3rafti galih chftha f journal

tabala ou ghayata

galik hada sba3 zad 3andou wald w khasou ydirlo sbou3 w gatlo mratou khasna tabala w riyata .lkaw tabala w lriyat houwa deyal la7mar(zab) ou l7mar sakn f lghaba ou mcha sba3 bach yjibou w tam jay m3ah la7mar w mnin waslo l wa7ad l wad galo l hmar rah l riyat(zab) radi yafzegli.hak diro f kerek bima ndouzo l wad mnin waslo nas deyal l wad sba3 tzaneg wsalo l riyat tal la7la9am w houwa ygoulo safi ri nzil nzil radi ndiro ri talba hèhèhèhèhèèhh

Al9Ard

Hadi wa7ed alma3za ta9bouha, mschat 3and Sba3 katchekka, Sba3 jma3 ga3 al7ayawanat o gallihom schkon li yaster had Alma3za...Ala9ard gal Leba3: Ana nasterha a sidi Sba3 !! Galih Sba3: Start Kerrak 3ad B9alik tastarha ;-)

h'rigue

wahde el ferrouj,o hawli o hmare bghaou ehargou.o homa chadohoùhoum fil houdoude.wa bdate el assila (questions).saoulo el farrouj a lache bgheti tahrague?galihome daimane kaifekonnè bakri o kai dabhouni bla mounassabate.mnine sawlo el hawli galihome hagrine a lia o fi aid el kebir mai zaglouni.o homa salow lahmar o nta a si lahamar o hoa o gol lihom a la akbal had al kalma sidi....ma a ghbaniche...

walima

hada wahde el fkih jatou zarda fi wahde douare,o bache amchi liha khasso eddoz f wahde lghaba a mra sboua (lions),bakka kay traddade namchi la manmchiche,o mnine kay fkar fi el walima o el makla,karrar bache emchi.yallah dkhal el ghaba taabhouh jouj(2) dial kroud,khraje lih sba lawal o bda kai kra lih coran o hoa sba emchi,o bgha ghadi o khraje lih sba ettani o bda kai kra lih coran o hoa emchi tahoa, o dima el krouda tabiinou kai nakzou fouk chzares(arbres).wahde lwakte khraje lih sba tallate o bgha kai kra lih coran o mnine sala kaloo sba .gale el karde lssahbo yak gatlique smaika mai zaglouche.....

la mane dazze

wahde sba kata fe wahde lghaba,li dazze o chaddo kai sawlo ach bghiti nahwik aw naklok?wahde nhare daze lahmare o lghade sawlooh shabo ach darti ma sba ?galihom:rah klanni.......

namla

mou3alim rssam namla wahdaha 1 gal latalamid ma hadihi gallou wahad tilmid namlata3achar

moul javil

hada wahed lahmar "hachakoum" tayjar karrousa dial javil wahed nhar tlaka m3a wahed rajeL GALLIh ALLAH YARHAM LWALIDINE LAMA tkallam m3a moul javil rah tahnni bl3sa wana rani 3yit jawbou rajel iwa mnine tat3ref tahdar goulha nta gallih ila 3refni tanhdar radi ysawwatni bach nebka ngoul JAAAVVVIIILL :) :) :)

Mol l7mar wa lkalb

Galik hada wa7d siyed ghadi m3a 7maro wa kalbo, o dik siyed dayman mkerfass 3la dik l7mar, wa7d nhar howa tla3lih dem dik l7mar howa yntek lmolah: wa hlektina a sa7bi, tkayes 3lina chi chwiya... elkelb wa molah tkhal3o herbo b7alathom, 3tawha bjerya: jeri ya ma tjeri 7ta wasslou lrass jbal howa yntak lkelb lmoulah: wa khla3na a sa7bi (elkalb zdak 7ta howa kay ntak ).

far sakrane

wahde l fare sakrane o hoa yadkhol lwahade l bare fih ghire la mchache,ma a k brasso hta lka rasso wasste lbare,o hoa drabha bjaria end ljouk o galihoum:ghaniou lia hadik oghnia dial hadak khaina li zarbane a la amro...haaaa.

lkerde ou sba3

galik hada whed sba3 (lion) dima ki chd lkerde ou ki salkhou ki goulih hak lmouk hk lmouk wahd nhar mcha lkerde 3nd dibe ou 3awdlou galou dib daba ntfahem m3ahe ghda ja dib 3nd sba3 ou galih matbkache derbou ghir 3la walou galou ok la ghda mcha sba3 3nd lkerde ou galou hak sir jibliya chi 5dh dil sbda 3ndk 5dkaik mcha lkerde f 3 dkaik mnine ja galou hak zbda houwa ichdou houwa ibda igoulou hak hak lmouk hak mnine galou yak jbtlik dakchi kbal mn 5dkaik galou w3lach jbtih kbal mn 5mn ......... hahahahhahahahahaha

awal marra

tlata dial machatte(chats)kai a oudo kifache thawaw nhare lawal,gatlihom mericania:mchite ma sahbi ljarda o drabnaha bi sakra o hoa yahwini.fransaouia galte:dani sahbi fi wahde dare khawia o mnine klina maziane samro fia.la roubia galt lihome:kant khachia rassi fi wahde taro dial zbale kan nakoul o ma rafte dakka mnine jate.....hoooo.

lahmar
hada wahed lahmar 3'adi howa o hmara sahebto f tri9.o howa ygoliha nmchiw l bartouch o mchat m3ah mni tal3o galsso o lahmara galt lih dialmn had tasswira"hmar wahchi""zibre"galiha la7èwadri kayel3ab m3a juventis.

toubate

galik hadi 3 toubate wahda mirikania ou françawiya ou 3robia al miricania kalate: ana kanakoule lfarmage ou danouyne ou alfanideou koulchi li bghitelfrançawiya galate: ana kane nakoule l farmage ou danoune ou ou al fanide ou koulchi ou la3roubia galate:hna fi al maghribe tkhourgi mane karkara i darbou rbak bi tetoira

hawli fih sida

galak wa7d arajal bra yachri al7oli dyal al3id bda kaysawal molin la7wala mach7al almohim makayn rir 2000 dh olf09.hata l9a wahad al7oli smin rir bi 50 dh.mnin bra yachrih galih mon al7oli had al7oli maralich 7ith fih sida.wakha hadak achi arajal chra al7oli.mnin mcha ladar sawloh wlado mach7al had al7oli galihom rir 50dh 7ith fih sida,galolih wach bari ta9talna howa igol lihom ,had alholi ranakloh machi rana7wiwh

el walida

koul sbah tben fenader nakes.charfa galet lweldha rassir ten3as anta nbat nehdi nader. meli,ja cheffar oudar idou kasseha
galet,chkounhada,ejbedlia serwalha ou samrou fiha,galet lih asmek awlidi,gal:HSINA,galet;sir hsina fakartina fi layam linsina koulila ji di tbina .

l 7mar ou khtou

hada sba3 dar l waldou 3id milade ou ga3 7ayawanate 7adrou ou nadate l ghazala bach tachta7 ou hia tasra3 chat7a.
ou houa i goul l 7mar hadik khti!
men ba3d l ghazala 3aftate 3la walde sba3 !!!
ou hia tahroube ou houa sba3 gal lel 7ayawanate chadou khouha!! +_+

El fekroun o Nehla

Galik hada wahd fekroun tabe3 wahd nehla taynegue o kaytbessel 3liha nhar kamlou: afine a zine.....aji al ghzal....... mnchofoukch..... a kifach.......
o hiya nehla yetle3 liha dem o hiya terek lih f rassou. o houa yetenfoukh lih rassou meni ja al lil bgha ydkhel yen3ass f darou o makedech ydkhel lih rasso manfoukh o houa ygoul: chefti li tbe3 lkhab ybat f zenka. hehehehehehehehehehehehehe ;-)

le marocin et le francais et le canadien

hada wa7d meghribi ou francawi ou canadien kanou flb7ar tlakaw m3a wa7d la baleine galt lihoum khaskoum tgoulou lia ch7aja il a drtha radi naklkoum ou ila makditch ndirha ghadi nkhlikoum douzou iwa le francawi galiha douri 3la l3alam koulou f 4mn dartha klatou le cadien galiha tl3i 7ta lssma ou habti dartha klatou l maghribi dfl fidou galiha 3oumi hna :p lol

da7che

galik hada wahed dahch hass brasso kber hwa ygol lmamah mama wlite hmare hia tgol lih omalek kenti tbib

poprayse mobarzit

hada wahad boubrays mcha wast lraba ou howa ial9a sba3 jama3 3lih lhayaanate kamlin ou hoa yabda isab wa zwamel wal ........ ou howa isam3o sba3 ou sayfat lih nmar gal lih jib lia had zamel .tab3o ou owa irja3 koulo dam 3awtani ou howa irja3 dak boub rayse sban 3awtani....ou howa itab3i sba3 braso o hoa il9ah galas fo9 timsah ou tigoul lih khali khali hta hada m3ahom

lhadra lkhayba

galik hadi wa7d lghazala (gazzele) nadt fsba7 outlakat m3a l7mar ou galt lou sba7 lkhir al7mar ouhowa ik3a ougaliha saba7na 3la lklam lkhayb m3a sba7

le9ard

galou lwa7ed lmiricani, fransaoui ou maghribi khaskom t7amlou 9ardat.3taw lmiricani 9arda 7amela ou weldat 2.3taw lfransaoui, 9arda ou weldat 3.3taw lmagribi 9arda ou weldat ghir 9ard wa7ed.galou kifach nta maghribi ou oueldat lek l9arda ghir 9ard wa7ed?? gla lihom rakom 3tetouni 9ard michi 9arda

3roubi en france

galik hada wahad le3roubi f paris taybi3 journale galess tyberreh wa les journales les journales............... ja chi wahed houa ugoulih wa le7mar rah machi journales rah tangoulou les journaux kif kat7echmou bina had les animales.............

fi taira

hado lhaiaouanat rakbin taira oukant lghazala hia li katsarbi f taira oubda lahmar kaitlout aliha hoa oulghrab ouhia tait lsaba3 ouhoua irmihoum man taira houa ighoul laghrab lhmar ouach arf tatir galih lahoua ighoulih chkoun li dak talout

babara

galik hada wahd rajl 3ndo wahd l babara lmohim hatha f charjam dyal dar o kol sbah kadouz wahd driya mn tahd dik dar o katgol liha dik babara wa l9hba dima dima hta wahd nhar o hiya tmchi dik driya 3ndk rajl o chkat lih lmohim nad dak rajl o howa ikwi dir l babara b wahd l9tib vdazt liyam mab9atch kat3ayat liha b l9hba wahd nhar o hiya tmchi 3ndha o galt liha chftk ga3 mab9iti kathdri galt liha choufi radi ntsalho ana o nti mais bwahd chart galt liha ila chftini m3a wahd rajl ach radi tgoli galt liha nti o rajlk o galt liha o m3a 2 nti o rajlk o sahb rajlk o m3a 3 nti o rajlk o sahb rajlk o khouk o m3a 4 o hiya tchouf dik l babara f dak rajl o galt lih skhn dak l 9tib ila golt lik hadi 9hba rah 9hba et merci

ma3za

galak hada wahed lafkih ja al3id o ma3andouch bach yachri o mcha ande wahed rajel labas alih ewa w galo radi nhalek had garage fih lahwala o ali yakhrojlak alawal hlale alik ewa howa hal babe o takhrojlo ma3za o daha lafkih l wahad jbal o bka yadreb fiha gali maranich nadarbek ala ch ha m o lhame kanadarbek ala lakfouziya ali fik alkahba hahha

nancy

nancy mli ghnat fmrakch bdat lornia 1 tawahd masfq 2 tawahd 3 tawahd whia tswlhom 3lach makatsf9och howa ygol liha wahd yd whda matsf9ch

le juventus

hada wahd mo3alim sawal talamid galihom asmit himar lghaba bel fransawia hta wahed maaref , lkassoul fihom haz sab3o ,galih lmo3lim goul nta , galih le juventus

lkar3ine

hada maghribi msahab m3a hindi un jour lmaghribi mcha l3and sahbo l hind kitsaraw fi tri9 hia douz wahad bakra (une vache) l hindi w98af o b9a ki 3bad fiha o howa ysawlo lmaghribi malak kal lih hada ra ilahe dialni o rab dialna kan 3abdohe( hindoussi) un jour hindi ja l maghreb kitsaraw fi derb seltan homa yaklo l hammass tayb hindi 3ajbo lmada9 dialo bezzaf o howa ykol lih lmaghribi machaftich kifach ki ji m3a kar3ine rabbak

Laknia et Algazarre ( boucherie)

Hadi wahd laknia(lapin) tatmchi 3and wahd algazzare et tatgoulih wache 3andek khizou (carotte) tagoullha sseri tla32bi rani tanbi3 l7ame encore tatsswalou et tayjawbha hta tl3atlou f rassou et galha had lmra ila jiti 3ani hadi nkata3 lik wadnike (oriel) b lamkasse et bkate hadik alkniya tadour et tadour et raj3ate 3and algazzare et kaltou 3andek lamkasse(ciseaux ) galha lae non et galtlou 3andek ghizooo

lekhale3a

ghalik hada wa7ed sare7 chi beguare 3anedou iwa wa7ed lew9ita w houwa yedih ne3ass mafa9 hta daz lile melli fa9 w hiya dour lih wa7ed lbaguera w gualete lih:safi chetei ache dereti lina daba ghadi nedakhlou f dalma siyed ghir sema3 hadih lehadera w houwa yteretekha b jeriya w kelebou mourah mekhlou3 ma we9af 7ta sekhafe w ba3ed w houwa yedour lih lekeleb sekhfane tahouwa w guale lih : ah ch7al khale3atenaaa

namla

kalak hada wa7d fil taba3 wa7d namla o tay nak 3liha tay 9ol liha zin baghi ntkalam m3ak hiya t9ol lih matan ntkalamch m3a brahach kdak. hahahaha

lacoste

daba wahed le dinausore aared aala tout les animaux ila le crocodile le crocodile chafe wahed lhmar dayez galih taana brite ane mchie la fete galihe lhmar ila britie tmchie la fete taalek lia fsedri ou mnine mchaou galih le dinausore chnahoua hadchie galih aou tawahed ma bka ki lbaisse lacoste

akbare kadba

galik hada chi wahdine kit5atrou chkoune li ghadi ikdabe akbare kadba.ja lawale gale tlagite m3a zouje sbou3a o kane 3andi ghire rsasa wahda ,khdite mosse 9adame lfardi otirite o t9smate rsasa o matou o ja tani o gale kan3andi ghire rsasa wa7da o safaya drabte rsasa fi safaya ot9assmate 3la 5amsa o 9talate sbou3a o ja talate gale tlaguite m3a sba3 o 9talni

hwala khassrine

hada wahed khayna baghi chri hawli makhalla fine sawl 3la l prix ; b9a ghadi kay sawl 7ta l9a wahed l mssetti f rass derb wa9ef ; ssied kay sshabou b3a9lou ; ou mcha sawlou gall lih:"khouya chhal dayrine lhwala had nhar" l mssetti jawbou gall lih : "khllithom khassrine b wahed" ha ha votez svp

fok figig

hadawahd lhanch skarr mzyan drabb roug ou lrouge howa imchi nichannn

hmar

galek 1 lehmar reba swalef mezian ,o wahed nhar 9edam lemraya herek rasso o gal:a tgool ghir 3awd!!!

madrast lhayawant

hada ghalik sba3 dar madrasa (ecole )l'hayawanate dialo ghalhom chkoun li kaydouz man trik 1000fois omakaya3kalch 3liha nkaz lkard haz sab3o asadi asadi ghalo jawab howa ygolo lahmar ghalo hasan jidan ghalhom tani chkoun li lismito ma3youra kayankaz lkard tani yhaz sab3o okayjawb lahmar .lahmar howa yak3a ghalo jma3 karrak khalli lakhrin ijawbo sba3 trah 3lihom soal akhor chkoun li zabou twill lkard how a yaskout howa yjabdo lih lahmar odarolih f'nifo wabda ygolo dwi almojtahid yallah jawab

zwage alghaba

hada wahed dib ched wahed leghzala houwa yehouiwa meziane men ba3d houwa yehreb 3liha men ba3d ja sba3 malek alghaba gal lelhayawanate chkoune libgha yester had leghzala houwa yegi al9ard galih ana nesterha houwa yen9eze senjab galih enta mastrti hta kerek !!!

hemir b2

galik hada wahed khayna dakhel howa wlhmare(ane) dyalo lhadika (zoo) mcha le guichet bach khaless (payer) galolih nta 2 dirhame w l hmare 1 dirmame ohowa golihom kte3 2 hmire

lfarwlfil

galik hada lfar olfil braw ydiro nwiba lfar gal lfil ana lewel galih lfil ana lewel chwiya howa lfil ygolo yalah doz nta lewel howa yetla3 lfar bda kay5bete okayt3antete 7ta howa:(ih ih ih) chwiya lfil hez rasso howa ytedreb m3a wa7ad chajra howa ygol ahhhhh na9az lfar galih chti ma7antek ma7antek.

lkat lmaghribi ou lmirikani

galk hada wa7d lkat maghribi kihdr m3a lkat lmiricani.lcat lmaghribi gal lcat lmiricani kif kat3ich tmma galou makayn hi n3ass ou raha wlmakala hi ssrdin ou ton.ou lkat lmirikani gal lmaghribi ou nta.galou hi mn tarou ltarou ou 7di rassk mn tchandigh.hi.hi.hi

sba3 w hmar

9alek hada wahid hmar kan machi f ghaba f lile w tla9a sba3 ja hmar jah khawfe w rja3 lawri hta sba3 rja3 lawri ja hmar 9al 3lach sba3 rja3 lawri khafe meni jahowa mcha n 9odam w sba3 rja3 lawri bezaf ja hmar 9al wa9ila khaf meni ja hmar jra morah w sba3 hrab w b9a jari morah f ghaba w hayawanate akhrine kamline ki9olo kifach hmar jari mor sba3 kamline khesom cheni 3ayw9a3 f lakher hmar jari more sba3 w hayawanate akhrine morahom khesom y3erfo cheni 3ayw9a3 ja sba3 dkhal n wahid ghar w hmar dkhal morah
jebro sbou3a l3abine karta hekmo 3la sba3 yjibe hmar morah

bibi et djaja

galik hada bibi et djaja kaytayrou(s'insulte)bibi tygoule l djaja:keytek nti lbid dyalek kaytbaa ghir b'10 driyal,ana lbid diali kaytbaa b'12 driya,
ou hiya djaja tgoulih: iwa saaaafi ana nwassaa zoukki ala 2 driyal zayeda hihihihih

lahmar

galik hada wahad lahmar jab wahad laghzala bgahy 9asar m3aha f dar alors mani jabha l dar laghzala hazat rasha l fo9 banat liha sorat l himar alwahchi hiya tsawal lhmar galt lo chkoun hada galiha khoya li ki l3ab m3a jiventus hehehe zaz had noukta

bagura

hada wa7ed seyadd bgha yedir auto-stop houa o bguertou, wa9fine men sba f trik, walou t wa7ed ma bgha you9ff lihom, wa7ed lekta w9ef lihom wa7ed seyed b wa7ed el mercedes sda3 SLK, nzall andou o houa y guoll lih rah nta o bguertek makayench li ghadi youkeff likom , rkebb nta o khali bguartek, o houa yredd alih gualih ghadi nerkeb o l begura ghadi tetba3na men lor, dak mol SLK mabrach guall lih rah 7na ghadi nemchiou b sour3a o mayemkench liha tetba3na, o dak le3roubi guall lih nta ghir sougg o safi machi choghlek fel beguera , wa houa kadalik rkeb khouna o m3ah le3roubii, seyedd darr 1ere , 2eme o baki el begura tab3ahom, 3em , 4eme , 5eme , 6eme o lbegura baka tab3ahoum, wa7ed lekta chaf f retroviseur o houa yelka el begura mkherja lssanha, o houa yetekhla3, guall l dak le3roubi, ahya bguertek rah mkherja lsanha, o houa yredd alih bikolli boroda, ach men jiha fach mkherja, o houa yredd alih mol l SLK , mkherjah limen, o houa y guoll lih le3robi, ya tk7azz chi chouiya rah bratt tdoblek. hhhhhh, pr el mrrakchi

l9ardde

hada wa7adde khayna tidirre l7al9a howa et wa7adde darri sghire et wa7adde l9ardde fine maysaliwe l7alkka timchi hadak khaynna tichrri 2 koli dyalle lbanane oti3tihha ladarri bache iwakalle lkardde darri tichadde hadak lbanane tiyakalle lwastte dyallo et ti3tti l9ardde jloffe omanni tissali tichadde dak khaynna darri sghirre oti7wihhe dima 3la hadik l9adiya wa7adde nharre darri sghire hrabbe b9a her dak khayna et l9ardde
safi mchawe darro l7al9a malli salawe mcha chrra 2 kilo dyalle lbananne mali bdda tikacharre lbanane 3ta l9ardde lwastte dyallo ola7 jloffe l9ardde malli chaffe hadak dicorre howa ydirre iiiiiiiiiiiii (khaffe laydirre lihhe b7alle litidirre ladarri sghirre )

fe9ad dakira

hada wahed le 7emarr ta7e men 3imara howa yenod wi gol 3aw 3aw 3aw(7emarr fe9ad dakiraa)hahahaha!!!!

7emar DJ

hadi wa7ed ghezala 3anda 3id milad wejessa DJ arana kayn DJ wahed f ghaba howa le 7emarr.3ayetolo tefahem m3aha gala ida beghiti dj 3etini 7awya gatlo ok.7emarr jebdo 3etahla 7ta 9asse7a galet arebiii gala konti kate3raf rebi konti jibti tolbaaaa.hahaha

sba3

9alek hada wahed sba3 jbar wahed somali basou ou 7ato fo9 chejra

2 ta3 la7mir

gallik hada wahad jouj hmir kaNou ghadine kitsarawe,whouma ydouzou 3la terrain fine kila3bou l3awdane lli f osbou3 lfarasse.whowa ygoule l7mar lsahbou:chafti koune 9rina."

3 densora

Galek hado 3 dnsora kano tayrin braw ibano 3la ba3diyathom hwad nsar lawel bka 5 min jab m3ah far galhom cheto had lfar galolo wah chefnah galhom ana sayato, hwad 2emme glas 10 min tla3 wjab m3ah gona galhom cheto had lgona galolo wah chfnaha galhom ana sayetha, hwad 3 glas 5 heures 3ad ja mgared wdmayat ysilo wmrayach.. galhom cheto hadak le poteau galolo wah chefnah galhom ana machetoch.

LEHMAR TURBO DIESEL

Gallek Hada Wahed 3endo Mercedes W Wahed 3endo Hmar, Moul El Mercedes Mcha Dar Lbenzin Iwa Mol Hmar Hetta Howa Bghai Ydfe3 Kbir Mcha Dar Lbenzin, Iwa Lehmar Bghaimot Bda Kaihanahan(Khhoun khoun Khhoun) Molah Ghallih Farhi Bi Hmari Baghi Idimari.

sat mrigle

galik hada wahed sat chra naga ou tem radi biha chwiya naga ou hiya dour 3andou ou galte lih t9awlabti floussek mchaw flkhawi ,galiha 3lache ,ou hiya tgoule ana ramakankhdam ma ka rdam ri lmakla ou n3asse ,howa ygoule lih ana ma radi bik ga3 tkhadi radi bik ri dbiha lmoulay brahim hahahahahaha

NAMLA ZARKA

HADA WAHD MBAWK KALS HDA GHA3 NML,HOA ICHUF NMLA ZARKA TAL3A MN GHA3 O KATHD3 HAD NMLA,HOA YSAWLHA WACHE NTI MALIKA JDIDA DIAL NML,OHIA TGOL LIH SIR TKAWD 3A RI3 SADDIT 3LA SAB3I.

3id milad

9alek hada seba3 3ando 3id milad 3red ghaba camla sauf timsa7 mohim nhar dyal 3id kolchi mcha 3and saba3 ja le7mar mli kan machi 3az 3lih timsa7 9alo yalah m3aya n3id milad ja 9alo timssa7 ana ila mchit 3adi ndabzo 9alo ghir tla3 fo9 dahri wayalah 9alo ok mli wassal 7mar 7ayawanat kamlin bdaw kaychofo fih ja 9alo seba3 chno had chi 3lach jibti 3mak timssa7 9alo 7ad maylebess la coste jejejejeje

lahyawanat

galik hada 1 sba3 daro jo3 ,chaf 1 lghzal ou houwa yatba3ha ,ou houwa yatsatah m3a soumali chadou bassou ou galih hacha na3mat lah hatou(khalah,ma kalouch)ou mcha tba3 laghzal,ha!ha!ha!wow!

djaj

hada wahed rajel 3andou kouri ta3a djaj iwa ja wahed beche ychri man3andou l9ah kolou chahma iwa sawlou galou achno tatwaklou galou sykalime nhar akhor rja3 3andou l9a djaj d3if iwa sawlou achno tatweklou rah d3af iwa howa ygoulou tan3tih asidi laflousse tay yakoul fi zan9a bahdou

zbanata

hada wahd l'assade bra issafre ou hyde l'koulchi l'hywanate zbouba bache mayhouiwche martou ou hit rj3e bda tyrdlhoume zbouba ta3houme .dyale mn hada ?l'klbe ,dyale mn hada,lefare.oujbde ezb dyale l'hmare galhoume dyale mn hada ,galte djaja l dike goulih dyali ,galha wache 3andek lkre li radi yehze hadak hahahahah

lhaj

wahad kat mcha lhaj oumcha wahad lfar izourou ouhouwa khaif .sawal wahad galih kif dair lkat.galih ach ghadi ngoulik. lgalsa galsat haj ou lkafza mazala fih!

timsah ou karde

hada wahde kaard ou timsahe galo ache ndiro ara nfatkho jwane kard 3ando garo ou warka ou timsah 3ando jwane karde gale timsah ana nsawbo karde tla3 chajra sawb jwane ou howa ytkiyef chewiya howa ygolih timsah ata ntkiyfo galih kard sire hadak bobrays gble manhbat nslakh moke

simo

hada wa7ad le7mar bra ybedel issmo mcha rand sba7 we 9alo ana bari nbedel issmi 9alo sbar sir khtar chi issme we aji randi iwa mcha le7mar we b9a galess 7ta lewad iwa hiya wa7ad samaka telret we hawdet iwa mcha le7mar rand sba9 9alo reraft chofo radi nssemi rassi 9alo sba3 chene rasi tssemi rassek 9alo samaka 9alo sba3 ok iwa mcha le7mar we dib jay rando rya man9olo ale7mar we mabrachi yetkelemlo mli ja dib rand le7mar 9alo malk makatetkelemchi 9alo mab9achi issmi le7ma3 9alo we chono wela issmek 9alo samaka 9alo katereraf trom 9alo la 9alo idan ba9i 7mar hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lkadouss

galik hada wahd lkard dima taykarab talhda wahd sba3 wtaybka ytfla 3lih whadak sba3 ga3 matydiha fih.wahd nhar dak sba3 kane m3ah sahbo, mijahom lkard wbda taytfla 3lihom nadd le 2me sba3 wtba3 lkard. bka tab3o, tab3o hta wsal lkard wdkhal fwahd lkadouss wkhraj mnjiha lakhra, mitab3o sba3 whal (s'est coinc) wbka zoko 3la brra, hiadik jalih lkard mnloor wttahno.Sba3 tame raj3 3nd lowl hadr rasso , howa ygolih lowl : DAK LKODISSA ALMSIKHIT

l fkron harg l sblion

hada lfkron harg l sblion o howa ytlaka wahd lfkron sblioni harg lmghrib .lmgribi gal lsblioni malk baghi thrg l maroc galo awdi sblion blad lfchoch w ana tl3li frassi lfchoch ana baghi ntrajl o n3tamad ala rassi o nkhwi l blad . whowa l fkron lmghribi galo .arfti ila mchiti l mghrib omalkaw maydiro bik hadi ydiroc gnbri ws3aw b

pitbull lacoste

hada wahed khayna kan dayez houa ychouf wahed rajel 3endo timsah houa ygoule lih waw 3ando pitbull lacoste

mirikani o marocci o talyani

wahou wa hidd mirricani o marrocci o talyani tal3ou tayarra. Mirricani kan taytkayiff howa louhou na9azz marrocci gkalih 3alach lihtihh galihh 3adna bazaff minhoum marocci taydd triikou howa louhou na9azz talyani kalihh 3alach tihtihh kalihh 3adna bazaf nihoum Talyani mala9a maylouhh howa louhh marocci kalihouwa magharba katrou zawamil 3adnna.

khmajt

galek hada sbitare homak ..tal9o homak f jarda dial sbitare ...o jarda fiha chjare fih fawakih ...hali kaydarb chajra ..hal baghi tla3 gale limoune ..wa7ed khouna galess marakenn fou9 wa7ed chagra chafou tbib howa ygoul ahda hada bayna dar 3a9lou ..yallah 9reb 7dah khouna howa yti7 boouuuuttt!!!! howa ygoul lihe tbib a ta malek howa ygoul khmejt

koulchi fzzok

gal lik hada wahd ssbitar lhoma9 ja 3ndhoum ttbib w taysswwlhoum 3la yddihou_m w rjlihoum ou rasshom koulla wahd w chnou bach tayjawbou wahd taygoul lih krch chi taygoul lih ch3r koulla wahd w chnou taygoul....ja 3nd wahd lhm9 galss bbouhdou sswlou ttbib gal lih chnahia hadi??gal lih lhm9 rjl (kane l jawab dialou ssahih )w b9a ttbib taysswwl lhm9 ou lhm9 tayjawb dakchi sshi(juste) fllkhr sswlou ttbib:kifach 3rfti hadchi kouuullouuu???gal lih lhm9 kouumchi ffzzok..hahahahahahaa!!!!!


 

el houmak fe tiyar

Galik a sidi a lala hadi wa7ade tiyara Haza ghir al mstine, mrwininha gola wa7ade chno ki diri wa7ade ki na9aze la khor ki ghawete sa7ébo ki harésse al mohim Pilote tlé3e lih dem, o howa ikhourjé 3andéhome ma bane lih ghir wa7ade galésse fe 9onéte Trankiiiill, o hwa iméchi 3anédou Galih lah ikhalik t3arefe tskéte 3aliya hadou galih safé sir koni Hani, safé pilote mécha même 5 min tiyara o hiya tssékale Pilote t3ajébe awwe cheno wa9a3e, kharéj ichouf mabane lih walou makine hata wa7ade mane ghir dak sayéd li dwa ma3a gobila o howa iswelo fine méchawe lkhourine , o howa ijawebo " gtélihome Yallah li bgha ilé3abe ikhourje bra rakome sda3éto al pilote"

rirrrkdabt 3lihom

galik hada wahda sbitar lhouma9 htoulihom kalb(chien) galolihoum li3raf chna houwa hada na3tewhe lwra9 dyalo et il va sorti lhassol chi ki goule nmar chi hmr chi fill ou wahd galihom:kalb ou 3tawh lwrak dyalo oukraj ou sawloh nass galolih kifach n3riftih kalb galihom rir kdabbt 3lihom rah timssah hadak(crocodille)

l7oma9 o le9e7ab

galik a ssidi hada sbitar dial l7oma9 jabo lih le9e7ab kola mseti 3tawh dialo wakola wa7ed achno kaidir l 9e7ba dialo lmohim wa7d fihom gal l9e7ibto kowzzi o hiya tkowez o b9a kaichere3 liha te9ba o kaighewet fiha waaaaaaaaa333 waaaaaaaaa33 lmohim ja 3endo tbib galih yak labass ach kadir gal lih lemseti chooooooooo rah kanberzt liha kerha hahahahahahah

tchayach

galik asidi a lalla hada wahed sbiatr dlhmak machhour wahed nhar bgha ikhtabarhom tbib ou houa ykgarrajhom kamlin lsa7a dial sbitar ou 3ta lkol wahed jamra cha3la kola wachno dar biha chi kalha chi la7ha chi khchaha fchi blasas wahed jbad zabbo ou dar jamra fou9 rassou gallih tbib a malk drti hakka gallih lhbil hak tchayach a l3awd...

jo7a ou sbitar l'houbala

hada jo7a ken fi spitar l'hobala , tbae 3taoulehoum drhm , drhm l'ouahd ga3 darou biha haja , ou jha ken galss ou gabdha , tbae hssabouh bli bra , braou yroudouh l'darh , ou kbl ma ydiouh , soulouh 3lach ma dar biha tahaja , ou houa galhoum : -chuuuuuut , kliou l'malik y nass !!!!!!

sbitar hmmak

galik hada wahd tbib 3ta lmjmou3a mn lmstin limona limouna koulla wahd ach kydir liha wahd kayl3b biha koura wahd wahd ky3ft 3liha wahd kydrbha m3a lhit.....o wahd gals o kaychouf fiha gall tbib m3a rasou hada rah rj3 lih 3klou o houwa ygoul tbib lmstti :3lach katchouf f llimouna gallih lmstti :fkratni fsl3t bba

fa9sa

9alik hada tbib mcha zar wahid spetar dyal al homa9 bach ye chof chkon bra.mohim mcha le le spetar chaf lhoma9 jbar kolchi ba9i hma9 tawahid mabra mohim howa raja3 bhalo chaf wahid lehma9 kaybol fo9 stah dyal spetar howa ychofom dek lehma9 howa yehbes lbola dyalo howa yeji dek tbib we ygolhom habtoli hadak rah bra habtohlo o galo tbib 3lach chetina o nta twa9af al bola howa yegolehom ah bretiw tchedone mena o thabtoni jajajaja

tbon sa3dia

hadi guantanamo ta3 lhomak flmghrib nad tbib skhn 3lih rasso 3ta l evry one battikha mach9o9a man wahed lblassa kola wach kaydir chi kaymass chi la7ha chi tayl3ab biha kora wahed taykhyas fiha kaychouf fiha mkonsontry ja 3ando tbib gallo malk katchouf fiha hakka gallih lmsatti fkratni f tbon sa3dia li katayab lina lhrira

taklakh

galek hada wahed 3 dial houmak braw y3al9ou mn sbitar darou khouta bach fin may na9zou mn chi sour y9atlou dak l3assas li kayen tama, na9zou sour 1 l9aw 3assas 9atlouh na9zou sour 2 l9aw 3assas 9atlouh na9zou sour 3 l9aw 3assas 9atlouh mchaw lsour 4 mal9awch l3assas, houwa ydor fihoum wahed 9alihoum yallah nraj3ou lkhouta fachlat!! ;-)

3robie fi restauran

hada wa7ade 3robie msha franca jah jou3e ou howa idkhole restauran 9assa meziane jatou kharia howa itla3e kabina dkhale hadik kabina bante lih kolha botonate ma fheme wali howa wrake 3la wahad botona ou hia tla3e lih kabina lfou9e meni bra yhabtha ma bratsh thabte lih howa itzayare 3ando l7ale mohime khra fi mika ou sheyre biha tema meni 7alle babe bante lih kabina kolha mjalkha howa ikhroje 3ande hadak li m9abale tema gale lih khouya ne3tike 6 milyoune ou na9i lia kabina lakhore gale lih ayah 3lash la 3a dkhale lakhore ou khraje ki jrie 3andou ou gale lih ne3tike 3 diale milyoue ou gole lia wash hadik khowara ou la ferfara(merci)

mon9ed a chatee

9alik spetar dyal homa9 resmolom bhar fe al hayt .mohim kayen le zewel 3lih o kayen le kayetchemech ela wahid gales be 3a9lo galo hada wa9ela t3a9al galolo ewa 3lach mabretich t3om galem ana howa al mon9ed dyal le bhar

lhomak3

hado wahd 3 dyal lhomak kaykadbo bzaf 1 9alm ana jaddi kay9is stah dyal dar byaddo 2 9alm ana jaddi kay9is l9amar byaddo 3 hma9 bzaf 9al l 2 kayhas bwahd lhrochiya fl9amar 9al ah 9allo iwa hadik rokba dyal jaddi

kdi haja

galik assidi wahd berkani wberkaniya chrawe labani wghadiyine fwahed driba mdelma whiya tgoulih yalah 9di haja whouwa ychfar liha labani hihi haha

lemsatti olfakher

galek hada wahed nhar fesbitare el houmak jaboulihoum l'fakher bghaw ychoufou chkoun li rja3 lih 3aqlou lmouhim koulla wahed achnou kaydir bih chi kayaklou chi kayekteb bih chi kaydareb bih wahed kheyna dar l'fakher foug rassou o jbed lem3alem dyalou darou fifemmou o meli sewlouh achnou kadir gal lihoum kanchiyech (kayekmi chicha)

lakraya

galak hada wahd sbitar lhmak 3atwhoume ktab lwahd lmouhim bdaw kaykt3ou flktab kaylouhouh ou wahd chadou kayakra ou houwa yamchi 3andou tbib galih ach kaddir ouhouwa ygoulih kantal3a ou howa yamchi tbib yadrab doura ohowa yarj3a 3andou ouhowa ygoulih achkaddire ohowa ygoulih lahmak kanhabte

Medecine

Des étudiants en médecine reçoivent leur premier cours d'anatomie avec
un vrai corps humain.

Ils sont tous réunis autour d une table d opération avec le corps
recouvert d un drap blanc.
Le professeur leur dit :

En médecine, il faut avoir 2 qualités importantes.

La première, il ne faut pas être dégoûté.

L -dessus, le prof retire le drap, enfonce un doigt dans l anus du mort
et, quand il l a retiré, il suce son doigt.
Allez, faites la même chose que moi !

Les étudiants, après quelques minutes d hésitation, passent chacun leur
tour. Ils enfoncent leur doigt dans l anus du mort et sucent leur doigt après
l avoir retiré.
Quand tout le monde a fini le prof les regarde et leur dit :

La deuxième qualité, c est l observation.
J ai enfoncé mon majeur et j ai sucé mon
index.

athayy (the)

HADA WAHED TBIB CHAF WAHED L HMAK DAYR 3AKLOU F ZANKA, HOWAYIMCHI 3ANDOU OU GALE LIHE:TBARKLLAH 3LIK DAYRE 3AKLAK,HOWA YGOULIHE LHMAK:IWA BHAD LMOUNASSABA GHANEHTAFLOU BKASS DYALE ATAYE (OU LHMAK HOWA LLI HADI I TAYBOU).
EWA TBIB 3LA NIYTOU JAB LIHE LKWAM KOULLOU DYALE ATAYE,MCHA TBIB OU KHALLA LHMAK KAY TAYYAB FIHE.....
LHMAK M3A HOWA HMAK NITE KLLA KOULCHI NA3NA3 ATAY BREF KOULCHI MNBA3D TAYABL MA OU CH3AL LBOUTA OU GLASS 3LIHA. JA TBIB LGAHH GALESS 3LA LBOUTA , HOWA Y GOULIHE:
ACH KADDIR???
GALIHE LHMAK KANETCHAHHAR.:-D

hahahaha

galik hada wahad ssbitar lhoma9 kol wahad manhom 3tawah tonobil kol wahad ach taydir biha ila wahad lwahad ma5chi ta7tha waygolih tbib achno kadir galih tan9alabha wach dkar wla natwa

gwiro

hado gi jma3a f sbitar l 7ma9 mecha 3ndhome le docteur swl lewele galih fache katfi9 cheno kadire galih fache kanfi9 kandwche kanftere kandrebe gwiro o swlt tani galih nefesse chaye2 o talete o rab3............ galolihe nafese chaye2 o howa ymechi 3nde lekhere(le dernier) galih nta fache katfi9 cheno kadire galihom ana howa gwiro

ssbou3

hada wahed sbètar d lhmmak frrko 3lihoum jornalat, koula wahed wachnou taydir bdak jornal men ghir wahed , lkawh chad rrkna ou taybki, ja 3endou tbèb galih malk tatbki? galèh hadchi tayktt3 lglb. galih chnahouwa? galou hadchi li waka3 fl3irak ou flstène msakene khoutna taymoutou ouhna tantfrjou fihoum . tbèb tkhl3 ouhouwa i3ayèt lfrmli galih flane ra bra mabkach msdd3 , hya hadik , khrj lhmk men sbètar , mcha ldaro lka khtou dayra sbou3 , chaftou bkat tatbki hit twahchatou wdakchi , mouhim wahed loukita gatlih èwa bimounasabat meli khrejti men sbètar ou briti nta li ghadi tsmmi lia lwlyèd diali , galiha wakha , chedd lbèbè fyèddih bka taychouuuuffih wahad loukita khcha lou sb3o f3inou wgalèa smmiwh l3wr.

sswart

gali hada wahd ssbita tlhoumak rssm lihoum bab flhit bachi chouf chkoun li wula b3klou ou koulchi cai idaf3ou 3lih ila wahd galss ou kawdhk 3lihoum galih tbib 3lach galss galih 3ndi sswart.

a lbar9

galak hadou 2 khout m3gazin ,wahad nhar nwdathom mhom y tsakhrou w kano mazal na3ssin ,dwat m3a lawal w galha a lwalida 3ad gadi noud w ngsal wajhi w nlbass w n9lab 3la pantofa ...,w ja lakhor nad min l kacha w galha w el bar9 hada

chita senane

hada fsbitare lhemak wahed lehmek chad chita diyal snane ou rabetha bkhite ou jarha bhale chi kelb. tbibe tem dayeze howa ybane lih ougale: wawa3er 3endek dak lkelbe .
Lehmek jawbou : Wash katseta 3liya hada machi kelbe hadi chita diyal snane; safi tbibe t3ejeb howa ykherjou men sbitar;
fach tem kharej lehmek kal lechita diyal snane (wa koulbnahe a rex ).

zanazen

hadou 2 zenazen wa7ed gal l ttani che7al 3endek dial lewlad bl icharat galih hadak 2 red 3lih hadak allah isl7 bl icharat bel messloh (ptite) galih lwel ou nta galih 10 red 3lih ellah issl7 bl messlo7 dial lmssebana bl icharat hh

li hm9 hi hm9

2 hma9 taf9o bach yhrbo mn sbitar,galih handbro f 3sia o mli ywsl llil,han9tlo l3sas o nfr3o l9fl tlbab o nhrbo,galih mchat!mni wsl llil jaw o lgaw l3sas makaynch,zado chwia lgaw lbab mhlol,galih laaah fchlat lkhota!!rj3lina tal ghda!

houma9

hada sbitar l7oma9 rassmo lihom mra zwina f l7ayd kola wa7ad w chno kidir,wahad khayna b9a galss mcha 3ando tbib kihsablo rja3lo 3a9lo sawlo galih:3lach nta mamchitch 3andaha hta nta galih ana dart m3aha m3a 10:00

f9ih

9alah hada 1 fe9i kayehdar bel k nehar de jkhotba de jomo3a jeteb 3liho 9alo man sala salataho bikalbih dajaja jana jom3a ajora kolchi jabe m3ah kelb dyalo jejejejejeje

piscine

gallk hada f sbittarre rasmoulhoum une piscine f l2ardd .. halli kaytsota halli kay3oum flkhwa. wwa7d jab kourssi w glss..jaw 3ndou les docteurs galoulou chnou kaddir??
galhoum ana maitre nageure

spitar d l houma9

9alik hada wahid spitar d lhouma9 ressmouloume wahid lkhat f sabora .kol wahid chkayi3mel ja wahid b9a galiss ou chaf f tbibe ou 9alou 3ali 3ali chweya dik il khayt sa3ma hna ba9ine brahiche

hama9 (36)

galik hadda wahd lhma9 dakhlle tahte tobisse ja wahd khayna sawlo galihe ache tadire galihe tnchoffo wache tobisse wla tobissa

chita

galik hada wahd sebitare el houmake jaboulihoum sbara(peintre) koolchi kaidire libra (tous fait qui ce qui il veut)chafou wahd chad sbara kaisbre jao andou galoulih wila hiadna lik sloom fach atchad galihoum anched fchita

spitare telhmak

hada wahde spitare tlehmake rsmolihome wahde pikala kalhome tbibe li rkbe 3la hade pikala nrjo mne spitare klhome nado bye rkpo 3liha chi tydrbha brasou chi taizfe 3liha wahde ka3de ou taichofe fihom hwaie kole tpibe wakila ila dare 3klo howai mchi 3ndo howa aikolihe malke mapiti trkbe m3ahom howa kolih ana rhe tantsnahom hire rkobo fiha wnfchhalihom haahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha

teklakh. . .

galik asidi hado 1 jouj tay9elbo 3la che3la l 1 jwan,1 fihom gal lakher sir chof jiran wach 3endhom lebrika mcha wel jirane oli mcha 3endo taygolih wach 3endek lebriki taygolih la kayn hir lo9id hta sowel koulchi jirane ,ohowa irje3 3end sahbo ohawa igolih rah makaynach lebrika , galih sir goliho lo9id , mcha tani li sowel taygolih lo9id taygolih waloo kayna hir lebrika ,ohowa irje3 3end sahbo ohawa igolih makayn waloo, ohawa igolih sahbo nit :yalah tfi dik chem3a ozid ten3ess...

mbarek

9alik hada 1 rajel smito mbarek dima mkhasim m3a jarto smitha khdija 9reb el 3id mcha y chri el hawli mli rje3 9alt lih khadija mbarek el hawli 9aliha khadija el b9ra

finale

hada sbitar dial lhma9 jm3houm tbib kaytfrjou f match dial raja ou lwidad raja rb7ate galihoum tbib chnou stntjtiw galolih raja rb7ate mn be3d dar lihoum film dial rissala galihoum chnou stntjtiw galoulih lmslmin rb7ou flkher galihoum tbib chnou fhmtiw mn had l7issa galihoum raja ou lmslmine f l finale hehehehe

nari lhballe

tbib sowal lhomake ela bghina n3arfo nemla wache dkare ola netwa kifache nakez wahed gal lih ghadi nkotloha mat rah dkare matet rah netwa lol

rissala

galik asidi hada wahed sbitar diyal lhama9 far9ou 3lihoum jwa ou war9a lwahed bach ichoufou chkoun li rja3lih 3a9lou lmouhim koula wahed wach kaydir biha chi kay l3ab biha chi kay 9ta3 ... wahed twa lwar9a ou darha f jwa ou mcha 3and tbib galih bghit nsifet hadi l walid
galih meziyan wakha a sidi dak tbib hal lwar9a bach i9ra achnou maktoub fiha l9aha khawya galih walakin rah maktabti walou galih 3rafet rah mkhasem m3ah

kafta

galak hada wahed le prof gal ltalamid dyalo 3tiwni samayat chi hayawan ma3andouch l3dam,alors wahed l wald ntak et galo ostad KAFTA!!!

sbitar

galik hada whade sbitar 3tawhom 5yatrou dial lban w 2kilo dial t3am koula wahad wache taidir biha wahad kla 2kilo dial t3am w chrab wraha lban wbga kailawaz ga 3ande tbib galih chne tadir galih knssna3 ssaikouk

mabli bi chabaka

galik hada wa7ed khayna mabli bi chabaka wa7ed nhar belil na3ess ou houma idoukhlou 3lihoum chafara chaftoum mou ou hiya tji tjari 3endou gatih CHEFARA CHEFARA houwa igouliha ch7al galt lih reb3a galiha LOSOS ourje3 n3ess
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

mousabaka d jra

9alek 3ay3emlo mosabaka b jra chkoun howa ahsan jro f 3alam jro maghribi frasawi w spanyoli jro fransawi dkhal n wahid bite f 4 hwala kla 2 w 2 9etloh dkhal jro spanyoli kla 3w mate dkhal jro maghribi klahom kamline khrej w jra mor zriba litema kamla w klahom w mor nas kamline w da jaeiza mikan machi fhalo m3a molah maghribi laha9 3lihom wahid japoni 9alo belati 9olna kifach katrabi jro 9alo lawalo hada wahid ser man9dar n9olo n hta wahid 9alo hak had mwalete d flouse ghir 9ol 9alo bayni w baynek hada sba3 m7asene

hma9

fsbitar dial lhama9, 3taw les malades dialhom les journeaux kol wahad achno kay dir bih tbib l9a wahad 9abat journal comme il faut sawlo ach kat dir? 9alih:kantala3.mcha tbib o rja3 o howa il9ah 9alab journal 9alih achno dayar 9alih rah h

wild mrid

galek hadi wa7ed lemra dat weldha n3ad docteur 7it can mrid bezaaaf .galet n docteur chof ke dir bach daweli weldi mane9darch n3ich bla bih howa le 3andi hta rajli tela9ni ana wehdania galiha docteur wakha koni hania bda kay9aleb f lweld lgah mehlok howa ygoliha 3rafti zowli 7wayjek o tel3i fog lefrach jat hiya galet lih rah lweld le mrid machi ana .galeha ana 3aref had chi le goltlek rah 3la lwed galetlih walaken 3lach nzewel 3liya howa ygoleha rah sahla ndir lek weld akhor 3la bach ndawilek hada.

tsatya

wahad 3 hmir harbou men sbitar wahda mchat souk wahda mchat lsinima ou talte aw talta kay9ra had noukta lol

36!

wahd tbibe fr9 l mjamr 3la lhma9...kola wahd ach taydir..wahd hzo daro fo9 raso ..ja 3ndo galih 3lach?..howa yjbd lih zbo galih hak tchych hak..
kakakakakaka

tl3 ta3cha

kalikom wahd sat hbat bari i3chi shabo nzal 3ndhom o kalihom li ja hdah taykol lih t3achiti la tla3 t3acha ....un fin sawal wahd o kalih t3achiti kalih ah halih korch o kalih nta kdab iwa tl3a t3acha

lahbil f sbitar labhayam

galik hada sbitar dyal labhayam mazdi m3a sbitar dyal lhama9 wahad lahbil labass tabliya dyal tbib ou ra9az lhit ou tah l sbitar dyal labhayam ou tla9a wahad chibaniya jara bagra dyalha ou galt lih irbi a si tbib chiof liya had lbagra malha ou mcha 3aliha famha ou galiha aji tali f famha ou chadat fam lbagra ou katal ou howa mcha dar ou haz l9aziba ou kaytal man zak lbagra ou galiha wach katchofini galt lih la galiha iwa nodi lbagra dyalak ra mbochya hahahahahaha

lamride

hadi wahed l infirmiere mchate 3ande wahed mride mdagdague bana3asse ,oubkate tnawdou tnawdou hata nade maskine mahlouke galatlou hake hade laknina nta3e n3asse

l'entraineur

galikom hada wahad lmrid f sbitar lhamma9 dima kainoud sbah bakri itrini ja 3andou lmoudir 9alo ghadi n3tik 3 dial lfra9i tb9a dir lihoum nouba kolla far9a nhar 9allo ok.mcha blfar9a lawla manni jaw jaw kolhom mahroudin ma nafs jiha limniya dial wjahhom lmodir staghrab mais 9al korra kaitrini bihoum lbox da lfar9a taniya nafs lproblme ou kadalik lfar9a talta lmodir 9al bazzaf 3tah far9a jdida ou tab3o ichouf ach kaitrini bihoum manni mcha l9ah rasam lihoum khat f chanti ou kai9oul lihoum siro taht mannou hhhhhhhhhhh

hoz 9chawchek orja3 lour

9alek hada wahid seyed 3ayech fe casa.3aytetlo moh.gatlo aweldi rana twahachtek rada rah maja n3andek ne casa. wa heya hedk moh jat men le3roubeya 3and welda gawzet m3ah 9yas lkhir 3 jours.ewa dek moh bghat terja3 bhalha ne le3robiya.gatlo aweldi rah choftek oglessna m3ak llah yeketar kherek.rah khessni nerja3 3ad khotek.ewa fe sbah mcha 9ata3la le billet bach tched tri9 ewa selem 3liha o3taha le billet ogaleha chfo alwalida rah 9ata3tlek leblassa lewma.gatlo llah yerda 3la wledi .lemra sem3et leblassa lewla galsset fe blasst chefeur.tla3 chefeur galiha achrifa rah hadi blasti.9atleh chof awledi bla mat3assebni rah weldi m9ata3li blassa lewla .chefeur galiha chofi had gaidoun ohad lefran hado dyali wa heya tgoleh wa hooooz 9chawchek orja3 lour.hhhhh

caniche

galik hada wahade chalhe 3addo caniche (kalbe sghiiiire) macha tayajri 3ande pharmacien galo 3afak 3tini wahed chwiya dyale pitadine rahe 3adni chwiya del kalbe.

mni l'ordinateur jah sshd

wahd l'ordinateur jah sshd whoua yhll "windows"!

tla9

hada whed l'ordinteur tele9 merto(sa femme) o hia tgoulih o had CD li f kerchi ach ndir lih

bnte o dri

galik hado wahde bnte o dri mssahbine o dri ma3mro mss l bnte o hia mzmoula kano galssin o bassto bzrba o galte lih chnanfke hlwin o gal liha yalah chrbte ataye owahde nhar khor kano galssin f gason o galte lih lach kaysslhe had lgason gal liha ghir ta3 chi match

mbawa9

hada wa7ad khayna dayman mbawa9 wa7ad nhar jaw andou s7abou l9ahwa ou galou lih noud rah bak mat ou houwa ygoul lihou ( yah 3la decor )
ou houwa yamchi ldar ou l9a mou cha3la fiha l3afya ou katndab ou houwa ygoul liha ( rak mnawra alwalida )

msn

kalak hada wa7d khayna 7al msn ol kah khawi malka ta wa7d li mconicti o howa ymchi tchatche o dar fl la9ab 3tiwni msnat lah yr7am walidikom hahahahahaha


 

hrig

galik hada wahed tlata bghaw ihargo l kharij ohoma imchi l wahed l bato kbiiiir otkhabaw fla'kab dialo , 3a9 bihom l 9abtan(capitain) ohowa inzal tai9alab 3lihom fhadak dlam taigoul chkon li hna o homa bach mai3i9och daro sada sawt taigolo chkon lihnaaaaaaaa ...... chkoun li hnaaaaaaaaaaa .... ohowa ijbed l fardi o howa ijibo l wahed fjbahto o howa igoul l 9aptan ghadi ntiri hna hadak li jafih l ferdi jawbo tiri lhiiiiih ....tiri lhiiiiih ....

assarka

galk hadou ahd 2 fakia .mabkach lihoum flous bach ykhalsou lkra wa ddou walma .malkaw maydirou.galou ara nsarkou bdaw kaysalliw bennas oubdaw kaysarkou floous .mnin khalsou credit li alihoum . galou aoud billah mina chaytani rajim.ouchitane khraj lihoum .gallihoum daba fouk maddirou chi abla katsmmiha fiyya ana

lbarkani

galik hada wa7ad lbarkani kan ghadi m3a mratou ou howa yaw9af f do la7mar.ou howa ygoul lmarto yalah zid a si la7mar ou hiya tanzal ou galt lih tfadal.

souri

hada prof gual l tlamad,ach lfar9 bin bnadam w l'ordinateur,jawbou 1 kasoul w khaser :
la sourie d PC f l'exterieur,w la sourie d bnadam f l'interieur.

soutien

wahed rajel kan ghadi o howa ylka soutiannat tayhin howa ygoul ykh tfou khawin

raya

hada hmad o mohamed tkido f al3askar sawal shaf hmad galih chkon hadi galih rraya galih lla hadi bak mak khok khtak jdak jadak. ohiya tji nobt mohamed galih chkon hadi galih 3ailt hmad.

moul taj tayehtaj

hada wahed khayna labas 3lih wahed nhar makanech 3andou leflouse wehouwa yemchi wahed cyber gal moulah 3afak salefny wahed 500 dh moul cyber 3tahoum lih elmouhim hadak khayna li labas 3lih ja 3awtany gal moul cyber wahed 500 dh hadak moul cyber galih ila bghitihoum cha3el hadak ordinateure hadak 3la nyetou mcha cha3lou houwa yegi hadak moul cyber ched rase dyal hada li labas houwa yekchi lih fi l'ecran galih makayen walou galih moul cyber koune jebtihoum ghadi tel9ahoum !!!

jan

daba wahd jan galak bagi isayb lakart national howa imchi 3nad m9adame howa i golih bagi nsayab lakart national howa i golih lma9adam khasni n3raf fin sakn ba3da o gad lih mcha jan 3ande lm9adam howa i jib lih rajal sakn fih howa i golih ha fin sakn

lfark bin pedet wl pc

lfark bin pedt wl pc howa ana pc 3ando souris 3la bra wl pedet 3ando souris ldakhel


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